YOU KNOW WHAT
yOU guys get me so well it's kinda scary... I already had ideas that you guys somehow came up with!
Enjoy the chapter (and like it bc hehe) c;
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*You, Class and Chalkboy get ready to fight your teacher.*
Principal: EVERYONE! Derek, make us a secure base out of Legos and make traps out of Tic Tacs!
Derek: Yes sir!
Principal: Chalkboy and Class, get all of the food please!
Class: I think I already ate all of it...
Chalkboy: There's still plenty of chalk :D
Principal:.... And Lucy... what can you do..?
Lucy: Nothing but disappoint people. That's what my mom tells me anyways.
Principal:... Erm... I think you can help with guard duty with You.
Lucy: Hooray. '-'
*You hand Lucy a Nerf gun.*
*Derek finished the base, and Class and Chalkboy return too.*
Principal: Good. Even take a Nerf gun just in case.. you never know where Teacher is lurking..
*Everyone takes a Nerf gun and goes inside, except for You and Lucy.*
Lucy: You know what I hate?
You: What?
Lucy: People. And things that crawl.
Teacher: THEN YOU'LL HATE ME :)
*You see your Teacher crawling on the beam ahead.*
You: AHH PRINCIPAL! CLASS! CHALK AND DEREK!
Class: There's gotta be a good reason you woke me up- HEY IT'S TEACHER!
*Chalkboy grabs a ball and throws it at your Teacher.*
Chalkboy: GO POKEMON GO!
*The ball bounces off your Teacher, making her unbalanced so she falls.*
Teacher: NO!
*Your teacher falls on Derek's traps.*
Derek: WE'VE GOT HER!
*Everyone circles around your teacher.*
You: Sooo.. what now?
Class: To be honest, I never thought we would get this far... 0-0
Teacher: Cause you didn't!
*Your real Teacher is casually standing next to a pole.*
Teacher: You see, I am ALWAYS one step ahead. So when you think you're winning, you're not! :)
You: WHA- No.. we got you!
Teacher: I just painted a walking Barbie doll to look like me hun.
Barbie: Kill me please :(
Teacher: HA! Soon enough, all of TOWN will see my perfect body.. CYA LOSERS!
*Your teacher casually rides on a drone and flies away.*
You: ... What just happened?
Principal: We gotta protect the town!
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If you're sick of the Teacher ALWAYS running, it's okay! She will be "back to normal soon". No, she won't be like a normal boring teacher but will be weird and creepy!
Thanks for getting this book back on the leader/ trending board in a matter of DAYS! You guys are amazing, honestly.
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