Ah.. it's nearly THAT time of year.
The most depressing holiday..
Valentines day.
ITS OK BE SINGLE WITH ME... *Sobs while eating Oreos and chips and pizza and basically all good food.*
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*It's Valentines day and you don't have a date, so you cry in the halls.*
Class: It's okay... dating anyone isn't any fun anyways! You have to share food!
Derek: ACTUALLY.. statistically with two people, receiving a flow of money would COUPLE one alone person which would allow BOTH couples their separate food, for a larger quantity! Also... I disagree being single causes 14% of teenagers to be sadder in their lives without a companion so dating is a good idea and-
You: Yeah. I get it... ಥ_ಥ
*You see a couple walk down the hall.*
You: BUT I WONT BE FOR LONG!
Note: If your a guy.. and isn't gay/whatever you wanna refer it.. lets pretend you're a girl! I mean not like you haven't thought about being a girl anyways.. ;)
*You run down the hall and push the girl.*
Girl: OWWW!
You: Oh I'm sorry! I was talking to my boyfriend here..
*You turn to the boy.*
You: HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON ME!?!
Boy: Whaat?
You: YOU LEFT THE KIDS AND EVERYTHING! DON'T YOU LEAVE-
Rhianna: Don't you leave me on the streets ohhhh
Boy: What? Where did SHE come from? What's going on?!
You: You left me for that trash!
*The girl laughs and smiles.*
You: What? Why are you smiling?! You should be sad that your boyfriend left you for ME!
Girl: Hahaha he isn't my boyfriend! Hes my son!
You: ... Whaa....
Boy: Me and my mom go to school together!
You: Oh so... she isn't your girlfriend.... oh..
*You awkwardly walk backwards and manage to knock down everything in sight.*
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CRINGES
The ending is so me though lol
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