79: Don't do After School Cleaning!

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*Chalkboy agrees to come help you clean, so you wont be all alone.*

Class: Awhh Chalboy is staying with you.. I CYA CHALK  (/¯–‿・)/¯

Chalkboy: It's NOT like that ಠ_ಠ

Class: Whatever. Cya y'all :D

You: '-' Let's go in....

*You and Chalkboy meet up with your Teacher in the Teacher's Lounge.*

Chalkboy: WOW! Our school is rich... they just use it on the lounge!

You: So true... why do they have a golden toaster...?

*Your Teacher comes out from the shadows.*

Teacher: That's for ME to know, and for you to find out...

You: Uhh okay...

Teacher: NOW, vacuum! I want to see the whole school spotless!

Chalboy: Yes sir! I mean, yes ma'am!

Teacher: Good. I'll be here eating my cake and leaving crumbs so clean THAT too :D

You: -.- Let's just get this done.... Chalk just turn the vacuum up to high power!

Chalkboy: Got ya :D

*Chalkboy turns up the vacuum while you dust.*

Chalboy: HELP.... I CAN'T CONTROL THE VACUUM! RUN!

*You try to run but the vacuum sucks you up.*

You: AHHH! What is this place...? And what is THAT?

*You see a slimy pink thing.*

You: EW, WHAT ARE YOU?

Pink thing: I-I'm Teacher's brain.

You: O.O

Teacher's brain:  ಠ⌣ಠ

You: What the heck? Ohh, that explains why Teacher isn't the smartest!

Teacher's brain: Yeah... so help me get out of here! THEN your Teacher will be normal!

You: 'O' Okay, I'll get us out of here... ANYTHING for the Teacher to be normal!

Chalkboy: You are you in there? I'm coming in!

You: Wait, noo!

*Chalkboy bursts inside the vacuum, and sits on the brain.*

You: NOO! You're squishing it!

Chalkboy: Wot? O.o

*You push Chalkboy off and see the brain slowly dying.*

Teacher's brain: Have mercy on my soul......... bye world :(

You: No, don't die on me! I just want a normal Teacher, please!

Teacher's brain: Sorry kid, you're all on your own now... but before I die, one more thing...

*The brain pulls you and Chalkboy to it's lips.*

Brain: I totally ship you two. Like, goals L-0-L!

You: Yep, it's totally Teacher's brain. You can die now!

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Hope ya enjoyed it!!

I haven't been in the best mood, but I feel better writing! I know that was random but it's true lol.

Anyways, have a good morning/afternoon/ night! :D

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