Yes, please don't do this.
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*You realize your grade in class is pretty low so you decide to pull a prank on your teacher.*
You: Stick it on... there!
*You add a "Voice Activated" sticker on the coffee machine.*
*The bell rings.*
Teacher: MORNING MY CHILDREN HOW ARE YO-
*Your teachers eyes land on the coffee machine.*
Teacher: OH MY GOD! DOES ANYONE KNOW WHY I LOVE COFFEE?
Lucy: So it can refresh the dark depressing feeling of waking up early in the morning?
Teacher:.... No....
Lucy: Oh.
Teacher: ANYWAYS.. WHOEVER GAVE ME THIS I-L-Y! Omg its voice activated!
*Your teacher bends over to the coffee machine to activate it.*
Teacher: POUR THE COFFEE! I said POUR!
*Chalkboy silently walks up to the coffee machine and switches it on.*
Chalkboy: Hey Teach, I think you're missing something...
*Hot coffee is running and Chalkboy pushes your Teachers head in.*
Teacher: AHHH! TURN OFF MACHINE TURN OFF! MA FACE :(
*Your teacher runs to the nearest hospital.*
Class: WOOOH NO TEACHER!
Chalkboy: WE CAN EAT CHA-
You: SHUT UP!
Chalkboy:... :(.....
You: Can you appreciate the fact we dont have a teacher?
Lydia: YOU ALL BETTER APPRECIATE IT WHILE IT LASTS, CAUSE IM HERE CLASS :)
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