Hello there :)
Dont take the title seriously!! Wattpad is awesome I met half of my friends here c:
My computer is taking it's last breathe... ILL HAVE A FUNERAL AND LETTING EVERYONE ARRIVE.
HERES MY ADDRESS IM NOT KIDDING:
Address: ThatOneCardBoardBox 34982
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*You're getting on the bus.*
Bus Driver: Get in, put in the cash :/
You: Calm down, I have a better way to pay you :)
*You hand her Oreos and she stares at it.*
Bus Driver: ..........................
You: '-' Take it or leave it?
Bus Driver: IT'S SO BEAUTIFUIL I LOVE YOU THANK YOU OH THANK YO-
You: Yeah whatever BD
*You curl up on the A/C unit, and get out your phone to read Wattpad. A bunch of teens sit in front of you.*
Girl: Ugh what is that that trash on your phone, David?
David: It's the forest fic. On Wattpad :-D
Girl: Um. You use that app?
David: Yeah :D
Girl: Um. I hate Wattpad. Wattpad is trash.... who else on this bus reads this trash?
You: Me.
Girl: LE GASP '0'
You: You did not just say "Le Gasp" did you? '-'
Girl: So what if I did? Wattpad is a place for Anime Freaks, Nerds, Wannabe cool kids, Weird Badboys... and its so cringey!
You: Thats not true. Wattpad has different type of people- The proud weird kids, Somewhat weird, Normal, and Looking to get Published type.
Girl: SCOFF! Lets settle this with a fight! SQUARE UP MHMMM EIGHT!
*It suddenly feels hot, as people gather around to see you two fight.*
You: I've fought alot of things worse than you. So I'd rather not.
*You slouch on the A/C vent.*
Girl: L-O-L! Scared are we?
Bus: OOOOHHH
*You get up, and all the air you stopped by sitting on the vent comes out.*
Girl: What are you going to do? MAKE ME FLY AWAY? L-M-A-O!!
*The A/C air comes directly for her, and makes her f l y all the way to the front window, and crash out.*
You: Exactly what I was going to do.
*You catch David staring at you.*
You: What?
David: Hi (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ
You: I hate you get away your the reason why the A/C isn't with me now '-'
David: ಥ_ಥ
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Lol if you're wondering,
NO you will not have David to marry/date... this might be his only appearance as I run out of names sometimes xD
Anyways, did you find where I live? You're probably that one person who threw Oreos at me because you felt bad so.. THANK YOU :)
Btw, My second Wattpad account is: Lowkey_Satan check it out if you can! I'll answer EVERY PM there just because I find it easier to have a place for everything (Yes I'm a neat freak but manages to to messy with my room.)
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