A friend introduced me to an older girl in a
party and I forgot what I did pero I ended up
getting her number and FB account (I think I
did magic, I forgot what). When I posted a video
of me doing crazy flips (DHV haha) she messaged
me to say that it was cool (not uncommon, it's
how we get students) Tapos when the convo was
getting boring I said;
Me: Hey, we'll have free tutorials on Saturday.
Pwede ka pumunta if you want
HB: I can't I'm watching this theater show in
Sta. Mesa sa Sunday eh. Baka sumakit katawan
ko
Me: Takot ka ata eh What theater show is that?
HB: I dunno. Required sa school eh
Me: Make it less boring by bringing me with
you. I'll let you treat me
HB: Seryoso ka? Ako pa manlilibre sayo?
Me: Why not? You're older! You're like an ate.
Ates give there cute little brothers free stuff
HB: You better be there or sayang pera ko
Of course, not the exact words pero somewhere
there. I'm trying to 'charm' girls kasi to spend
for me. I'm cheap. Hahaha. The theater show
was crap. So after the show we ate at Tokyo
Tokyo, I tried to charm my way to more free
food pero she shrugged me off and said;
HB: Do you always make the girl pay?
Me: No, if she's older she's supposed to pay.
Pati ililibre lang kita if you're worth it.
HB: Ang arte mo ha. Hahaha. I'm not old old.
Me: Weeeeh. If we fuck nga pwede ka makulong
(I'm 18 next month )
HB: Ilang taon ka na ba?
Me: So young, pwede ka maka-suhan ng
statutory rape if we have sex
HB: [straight face lang]
Me: Ilang taon na ikaw?
HB: 21 (she's turning 22 this year)
Me: God, ang tanda mo na pala! Aren't you a
pedophile or something?
HB: Hahaha.
[tapos we talked about books, kasi smart chic
pala siya and religion- atheist siya]
At the end of the first 'date' she said:
HB: You're a fun guy kahit 17 ka pa lang
Me: Isn't it sad? I'm only 17 and you're 21?
HB: Eh diba you're turning 18 next month?
Me: Yeah! Cool! Sige, the day before my 18
birthday we can fuck so you get to do something
illegal (I found out she grew sheltered kasi)
HB: Hahahaha.
Me: Pero of course you'd still pay kasi you're
older.
HB: Alam mo I find it weird na you keep calling
me 'ate' pero you act all cool about it.
Me: Talaga? I'll kiss you, Ate. Kasi nga diba
you're 'ate' and I'm younger.
HB: Hahaha.
Me: [She was laughing and I touched both of her
cheeks tapos she complied naman so I went for
the kiss]
HB: You're weird. Haha.
Me: That's why you love me [wink]
And the first date ended and how I got a kiss.
Pero a week after, I asked her if she wanted to
go book-hunting with me sa booksales around
Manila since she mentioned she wanted new
books. We had fun conversations and when we
were looking for books, I quipped;
Me: Ate, if we fuck now will you pay half the
price of the hotel fee?
HB: Siguro? Diba dapat sagot ng lalaki yun?
Me: Okay. Tara na
HB: What? (I pulled her tapos she was walking
after me, wala namang resistance)
Me: C'mon, mainit pa maglakad sa labas ngayon,
tanghali pa eh.
HB: Hahaha. You're so... young!
Me: Kaya nga eh! We're young, edi enjoyin natin
pagkabata natin!
HB: You're fun ;D
AND WE FUCKED! From SM Manila we went to
Recto. Hindi ko mahanap yung Vista Hotel na ni-
recommend ng friend ko so we fucked sa Spring
Hotel instead na decrepit na yung CR at stapled
sa dingding yung kama. I paid kasi I was too
rushed to charm my way into her paying. Pero
someday... I'll get that good. I'll be able to smile
my way to free stuff. She's good. May ginagawa
siya sa BJs na super sarap, unlike any I've had
before.
BTW, I texted her a day after saying; You
should've swallowed it. Tapos she replied; 'sige
next time' so I'm hoping for a next time! And
she thinks it's weird na I still call her 'ate' kahit
na we had sex already.
