Cheesy Pick Up Lines He Uses
Zayn:
-Wanna watch a movie? How about scarface? You can say hello to my little friend.
-If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
-You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
Liam:
-Do you like magic? I want to cast a spell on you with my magic wand.
-Your lips look so lonely, Would they like to meet mine?
- I lost my teddy bear. Can I cuddle with you instead?
Louis:
-Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.
-That outfit is horrible take it off right now!!!
- Excuse me, do you have Band-aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
Harry:
- Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
-Baby, I'm like Taco Bell...I'll spice up your night.
- Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Niall:
-Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
-Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.
-Your name must be Lucky Charms, cause you're magically delicious.
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(A/n):
What's up?!
I don't own any of those lines i found them on some website, but they're freaking hilarious! Honestly I was laughing for like 10 minutes, yep.
I've been spending my weekend watching Glee <3 and 'Superwomen' a really cool and funny youtuber she's like, so awesome. You should check out her Chanel!!
Is their anyone else who watches Glee?!
Do you know any other cool and funny youtubers?!
MAKE SURE TO CHECK OUT MY NIALL FANFIC CALLED 'CLIMBING THE WALLS' AND VOTE/COMMENT
Peace out :D
Z.
