Harry Imagine for Alyssa1D99
*His POV*
"At least I'm not an idiot."
"I rather be an idiot than a s!ut."
"I rather be a slut than an a$shole."
"I rather be a butthole than be ugly. I'm a sexy butthole...that has a sexy butthole."
"Please, your crap is probably embarassed to come out of you. And besides, I rather be ugly than be a manwh*re."
I just glared at her, "What did you just say?"
"I don't believe I stuttered." she rolled her eyes as she turned back towards the TV, "NIALL WOULD YOU HURRYYY! YOUR FRIEND IS GETTING B!TCHY OUT HERE!"
"I'm sure I'm not the only one." I muttered.
She shot me a stern I-dare-you-say-it-again look. I just turned up the television.She just shook her head a grabbed her purse, "I'm out of here."
I looked at her shocked, "But Niall's dinn..."
"Tell Niall that I've spent enough time in hell already." she said moving closer to me. "Un-der-standd? Tell the boy up there",she pointed up to his bedroom "that I could not come." she told me in baby talk. She knew that I hated when she did that.
"Hmm, shows Niall's true friends I suppose." I smirked as she stopped and whipped around.
"Let me tell you something you curly-haired little" she stopped when she saw Niall's head pop out.
"Y/N....."
She gave him a smile, "Cucumber. Little Cucumber. Little cute baby cucumber in a bowl of salad." She said until Niall went back into his bedroom. Then she turned back to me, "I have been friends with him for longer than you can count. By the way, what number have you made it to, 4?" she asked.
I just rolled my eyes at her, "Aw, I'm sorry. You haven't made it there yet did you? I didn't mean to confuse you." she smirked.
"Would shut your fat self up already?" I raised my voice at her. She froze. God, why did I just say that. She is going to murder me. Probably run me over with a train or something. But I saw something that I never that I would ever see from Y/N. A tear fall on her cheek.
"Y/N..." I whispered apologetically.
That must of brought her back to life, because she pounced on me screaming repeatedly, "I HATE YOU HARRY EDWARD STYLES!" while hitting in my ... well...no no spot.
"HEYYY ONLY LOUIS CAN TOUCH ME THERE." I said in a high pitched voice, trying to joke, but she just pushed me down on the couch and got on top of me. "WHY HARRY? WHY IN HELL DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH?"
"I dont!" I bit my lip.
"ARE YOU SERIOUS?! YOU JUST CALLED ME FAT. YOU CALL ME A SLUT, UGLY, A..."
I shut her up with my lips. Hers were so...soft....soft and sweet, unlike anything I've ever noticed about her. "You're stubborn, you're rude, you're crazy. But you're the most gorgeous girl I've ever seen probably in my life."
She just stared at me and let more tears fall.
"Ssh, stop that." I told her wiping them away and rubbing her up and down her back. She took that time to kiss me back; I smiled. I waited a whole 3 years of enduring screams and multiple crotch injures just for that kiss, and and it was so worth it.
"I'm sorry I act like such a jerk to you. I just...I never thought you'd like me back.."
"Unfortunately I love you." she rolled her eyes while I laughed. "I'm sorry for being such a...mean person to you." she bit her lip.
"So....start over?"
"Hey, I'm Y/N Y/L/N." she giggled.
"Nice to meet you, I'm Harry Styles." I smirked.
"Oh..oh my..." We look behind us to see Niall snickering, "This is..um...wow..I'll leave you two love birds alone. Now you can't complain to me about how mean your crush is to you Y/N." he smirked, running upstairs.
I looked at her with a confused look; she did that? It must of been true because her grew as bright as a tomato. "NIALL! We aren't dating!"
"Yes we are." I said.
"We are?" she raised an eyebrow.
I pulled her in for another kiss. Yes, we were.
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(A/n): Hey! hope you like it, sorry for the cuss words, hehe hope you don't minde! :P Tell me what ya think!
1.7 k reads?!?! Thank you all so much! Oh and WE BET THE VEVO record for the BEST SONG EVER!!!!! OMG, when I first saw it, I was crying, and laughing and EVERYTHINGGGGGG!!!! It was AMAZAYNNN!!!!!
excuse my fangirling ;)
-Z
