bungou stray dogs one-shots

daddy • osamu, dazai

author's note;
sorry not smut haha. just a funny joke that i gathered up to make a funny one-shot. i may write a lemon in the future as i've wrote gay smut about oikawa and iwaizumi from haikyuu (i've never posted it) and kinda enjoyed it. if i end up writing one, it will be very kinky because wow don't i just love kinky smut !!1! let's just hope that my parents and friends don't find out i'm writing smut. bahah anyways, enjoy!

| daddy • osamu, dazai |

dazai had a daddy kink, and there was no denying it. he even had you change his contact name to 'daddy'.
your dad was looking for his phone.
"can i call my phone through yours? i can't seem to find it."
you let him borrow your phone, then you realized something.
your dad clicked on the contact name and called it. to his surprise, someone had answered.
"hey (y/n)~ did you miss me?" you can hear dazai through the phone.
"who the hell is this, and why is my daughter calling you daddy?!" your dad said into the phone.
"shít um-" dazai hung up, not knowing what to say.
"(y/n), you've got some explaining to do." your father scolded you.

the most dreaded day was finally here. dazai had to meet your parents because of the incident that happened to your father.
dazai pulled the chair for you to sit.
"thank you, dazai." you smile and he smiles back.
you started to eat the delicious food that your mother had made.
"mrs. (l/n), this food is delicious!" dazai smiles at her.
"oh really, thank you!"
the night had been going well. until one little mistake happened.
"daddy, can you pass me the salt?" you say, referring to your father.
both dazai and your dad had reached for the salt.
"..."
your dad was silent as he glared at dazai.
"err, my instincts kicked in. i'm terribly sorry, mr. and mrs. (l/n)." dazai laughed nervously.
'well, shít. i'm screwed.' you thought to yourself.
thankfully, your parents shook off the second incident, meaning they didn't care.
you were sitting next to dazai on the couch.
"thank you for coming. it was a good night-" you smile, playing with his fingers.
"-daddy."