Family is Everything (Lay Of Exo)

It's real!?

"It's real!?" Suho squealed. "It would seem so." I said absently, lost in my food.
"Since when?!" Chen seemed saltier that ever. "Since about 11 o'clock last night." I said still entranced. Everyone turned to glare at Yixing. He laughed a little, rubbing the back of his neck. "Is CJ up yet?" I asked Yixing. "Yeah...he said he was gonna go to the  library." "You didn't stop him?" I raised an eyebrow. "He said you wouldn't mind." Yixing panicked. "I don't. I'm just giving you a hard time." I smiled sweetly, finishing my food. "I'm lowkey grossed out by the two of you." Kai said looking at me and Yixing. "Honestly...Yira hasn't even been sailing for 24 hours...y'all need to comme Des fuckdown." "Language." Suho scolded me like he was my mother. "Hasn't even been 24 hours and she already has a ship name." Chanyeol shook his head at me. "Who asked who out? I gotta know." Baekhyun said. "Who's liked who for 4 years?" Kyungsoo looked at Baekhyun like he was stupid. "D.O...shut up...please." Yixing hushed the younger member.
"What's more important is...how'd all of you figure out where I even live?" I asked as Yixing grabbed my hand. "An app..." Chen said looking up at the ceiling. "It lets you locate people in your contacts as long as their phone is on." Baekhyun said, joking Chen in looking at my ceiling. "Y'all a bunch of stalkers." I said, judging Exo hardcore. "Dang! We asked!?" Chen yelled at me. "Dang! I implied!?" I yelled back at Chen. "Quit trying to be a savage, Ara." Sehun said to me. "Quit trying to get Miranda Kerr to notice you." I said in a savage tone. "I am the one!" Baekhyun sang that stupid water bottle flipping song. "Hyung...You need to control your girlfriend." Sehun acted like his feeling were hurt. "I have the urge to roast y'all now." I laughed a little. "Damn...relationship status has changed you. What happened to chill and shy Ara?" Kai joked. "She died after I started having to deal with y'all full time." I sighed.
"Before Savage Ara is unleashed...I think we should head out and give... Yira...some alone time. I'm happy for both of you. After we live, there better not be any copulating." Suho said ushering the rest of Exo out of my home.
As soon as my door was closed, I bursted into laughter. "Who says copulating?!" I wheezed through loud  laughs. "Apparently Suho-Hyung does...what does copulating mean?" Yixing asked me innocently. "He'll grind on a stage but doesn't know an old fashioned synonym for fucking. He's an angel." I thought to myself. I explained what copulating meant to Yixing and he laughed a little bit. "Suho-Hyung is weird. We haven't even been dating a week and he thinks we're already doing it." Yixing laughed.

Ara is such a savage.
I couldn't resist putting 'copulate' in this chapter. I'm sorry. I watched Chicago earlier and couldn't help but laugh at that word. It just sounds so proper...almost like it isn't a synonym for doing it.
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