#FoodISLife

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Quote me.


Anywhozies, I was at school and decided I wanted to be fat and buy some honey barbecue chips (I believe they were Utz) from the vending machine.

So I do.

The thingy to dispense the chips turned, then stopped, making me almost kick the vending machine.

But then, by some miracle, the thingy turned again and the chips dropped, in the process knocking a pack of Twizzlers down from the next row of treats.

I heard the sound of the chips hitting something, but didn't know what the something was until I pulled it out of the machine.

Twizzlers.

#FoodISLife.

As I said before, quote me.

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