1. I like cheese.
2. Every time i eat ice cream, I start to cough.
3. Dairy products make my stomach die.
4. If I fall asleep, I wake up four or five hours later.
5. I've considered making a book called Dragon's Home of Imaginary Friends. It'd basically be based off of Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, just with my own twist to it.
6. If I had a guy to play fight with, he's going down! I'm not gonna say that "why'd you slap me so hard?" ish other girls play, I'm going to punch him and break his freaking nose!
7. What to ask: a boy you are interested in and likes you as well. What? I randomly thought of this a little while ago. I just think these questions are important. I never finished thinking up the questions so this is all I've got so far: Do you have allergies? If so, what are they? Are they airborne? What exactly do you want from me? Sex? Me as myself? Do you like macaroni & cheese? Are you okay with me loving pizza more than you?
8. I've considered making a short story about what really happened to Kevin Jonas. Just a silly book with random and silly theories, like he got abducted by aliens or something lol.
9. Feminism: Am I the only one who hates certain feminists? A guy holding the door for you is being polite and a gentleman, the way you want him to be. Why df would you yell at him for being a nice person instead of an asshole? You have your hands to open the door, okay but he reached it first and decided to open it and hold it for you instead of letting it hit you in the face. There is a difference from being an asshole and a womanizer than being a gentleman or at least, a nice guy. How the fu*k do we expect guys to know what to do if people don't know the real definition of feminism and abuse the term?
10. I started a really stupid parody of the 12 Days of Christmas song (didn't finish it, thank goodness): On the first day of Christmas I sat under the tree, wondering if my dad got me a PS3. On the second day of Christmas I really had to pee, so I spent my money on some TP. [Kill me. Please.]
11. If I could be anything, I'd love to be a voice actor for a Disney Princess, as well as an Ice Age character.
12. Not really a fact but something I thought up: when people call you ugly or stupid or annoying or any insult, just pretend to flip your hair (or if you have hair to flip, flip it) and say thank you, it's a lifestyle.
13. I watch Dwayne n Jazz, nigahiga, Liza Koshy, Mr. Nightmare, Cyanide&Happiness, ImDontai, Berleezy, Kwesi Bouie, AlphaChinoWolf, and more that I am too lazy to type on YouTube.
14. I've watched Happy Tree Friends so I may be insane now.
15. I've also watched all of the Don't Hug Me I'm Scared episodes.
16. HowtoBasic is the funniest and grossiest YouTube account I've ever seen.
17. If I haven't seen someone/chatted with them all day, I say hybrids of morning, afternoon, and night (or evening). Examples: mornfternight, mornfternooning, mornfternighting, mornfternoon, afterevening, blah dee blah.
18. I want to adopt a: monkey, Komodo dragon, koala, sloth, red panda, panda, elephant.
19. I want a Siberian husky, a Dalmatian, a lizard..
20. I want to write a story.. like a modern Bonnie & Clyde story.
21. I want to enter a national writing contest but I just don't have time.. I could make time but I'm just a scaredy cat :(
22. I want a Shawn Mendes album, NOW.
23. My brain gives me too many ideas at once, hence why I can't stay focused on a book for too long before thinking of another and jumping all over the place.
24. I feel like saying "what's crackalacking?", so I may start saying that now.
25. I want to make a story about Maleficent.
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