Fifty Shades of Dove and Grenade

What happened After the Wedding

I haven't talked to Kate for a whole month after the wedding. I'm really pissed at her for lying to me. In fact, we skipped our Honeymoon, and I've been sleeping on the couch. I'm thinking about getting a divorce because if she lied to me about this, who knows what else she'll lie about. I'm still angry with her,but I continue to help care for my wife and her daughter.
Even though Charlie Scene can't tell Randi he has a kid, he helps Kate and I care for Allissa whenever he can.
Speaking of which, the three of us witnessed Allissa's first words last week.
"Da-ddy." She cooed to me.
I stared into her eyes, depressed that I wasn't her father. I started crying "No, I'm not your daddy...he is."
I pointed towards Charlie Scene who barred a guilty and sad look. His blue eyes glistened with sorrowful tears."I'm sorry,Matty." He whispered so quietly, I could barely hear him.
Kate glanced sadly at me, she squeezed my hand and hugged me. I shoved her away. I'm still really pissed at them, but I'm getting better every day.
The three of us were lumps of sadness, until Allissa continued to babble "No, Kurlzz da-ddy."
Through the cascade of tears pouring down my face, a smile emerged. I picked up Allissa, and whispered as I cradled her "Thank you."
I loved Allissa as if she were my own daughter.
Speaking of which, we'll get some new members to the Hollywood Undead family. J-Dog's wife is pregnant with his son at the moment. Kate is pregnant again because of another drunken mistake, but this time with my child. I wonder if our kids will be friends.
Like so long ago, I wonder everyday about my kid. Last I heard, it was gonna be a boy, but I'm not too sure (I secretly hope it is). Even if it's a girl, I'll love her just the same...
Tonight was just like the one from over a year ago. I smile from ear to ear, realizing we sold out tonight. I'm gonna listen to Fall Out Boy to celebrate. The others will call me gay, but I don't care. I know they're gay, too.
Through the screams of fans, I hear Danny whisper to J-Dog "Wanna have some fun tonight? I learned a new position, and I'm dying to try it out with someone."
He kisses Danny's cheek "Yea, we could call Funny and make it a threesome."
"I like where you're thinking, Jorel." Danny smiles as he gestures to Funny Man to come towards them.
I hope they don't get too into it. I wonder what would happen if Danny's chorizo got stuck in one of them.
I pondered that question as I'm cramped in the elevator with loud, ravenous fans; every claustrophobic's worst nightmare.
When released from the intoxication of questions and screams, I trudge to my room and slam the door behind me. I kiss a picture of Allissa, just before cranking my stereo to its highest volume and hitting the play button.
I'm blasting Grand Theft Autumn, until I hear a knock on my door. I sprint to my stereo and shut it off before answering the door.