Fifty Shades of Dove and Grenade

The Divorce

"Ok, explain yourself, NOW!" She growled aggressively.
Charlie Scene turned towards her "About what?"
"You know exactly what!" She clenched her teeth together.
He gasped, "Who told you?!"
He glanced over towards me. I gulped.
"How could you?!" He growled at me. "Why did you have to open your mouth and tell her?"
"Oh, I don't know. WHY'D YOU HAVE TO CHEAT ON ME?!" Randi exploded.
"Listen, Randi, I-"
"YOU'RE A F*CKING ASSHOLE, JORDAN!!! I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE THAT TYPE OF PERSON! I EXPECT YOU OUT OF MY HOUSE BY TOMORROW MORNING! I F*CKING HOPE YOU F*CKING DIE, YOU SELFISH, LYING, CHEATING, LUSTFUL, F*CKING BASTARD!!!"
Randi continued to scream at him, until she passed out, breathless.
I'll never forget her last lines: "YOU CAN HAVE YOUR DAUGHTER ALL YOU WANT BECAUSE WE'RE GETTING DIVORCED, YOU F*CKING FATASS!!!"
I picked up Randi as she was passed out on the floor. Jordan burst into tears as he gazed at her as she slept.
"I'm sorry," he whispered "I know it isn't enough, but it's how I truly feel. I've caused so much damage, I don't know how I can ever repair it. I don't know how you could've loved someone as selfish as me."
He drowned in his own tears as I carried Randi out of the room, and drove her home. She always seemed so calm. I never knew she had it in her. It scared, yet amused me.
Arriving at her house, I carried her into her bedroom, and pulled back the covers of her bed as I positioned her body in the center of the mattress. I pulled the covers around her as if they were sheets of lettuce covering a hamburger patty.
I stared at her with pity."Good night, Randi."
I closed the door behind her. I thought about all she said. It replayed in my brain like a broken record. Was she really going to kill Kate? Yes, I was pissed at her, but I'd never have any intention of killing her.
I replayed all of tonight's events while driving home in the endless abyss of blackness speckled with infinite stars.
When I pulled up into my driveway, it was 1:30 in the morning. I was very tired, so tired I collapsed on the carpet, and fell asleep there.
"Kurlzz, Kurlzz!"
I blinked groggily "W-who said that?"
"Kurlzz, please wake up!"
It was Kate.
"Ok, ok I'm up!"
"Thank God, I thought you were dead!"
I made out the blurry figure of Kate's stomach taking up most of her body mass, and her blue eyes (even more noticeable than her stomach).
"Why would you care?!" I snarled groggily.
"Trust me, I care."
"You didn't care about my feelings." I glared at her.
"I know I didn't, and you don't know how s-"
A knock on the door interrupted us.
Kate answered it. A sour look plastered her face  "What do you want?!"
"Randi and I are getting a divorce." He sulked.
"Doesn't explain why you're here."
"When I move out, I want to take Allissa with me. Would that be ok with you?"
I sat up and stared at both of them.
"You've been calling the shots over Allissa this whole time, but she's my daughter too, Jordan! I think I should have a say in this."
"Ok." He replied as he let himself into my house "What is your opinion on this?"
"Well, I had to endure your dick being stuck inside me. I also carried Allissa in my stomach for nine months. Both of them really hurt. Just imagine having a person inside of you for nine months! That's why I think Allissa should stay with me. She needs a mother more than she needs a father."
After that, Jordan and Kate argued back and forth like two toddlers. They gradually grew more annoying by the minute. I listened, until I couldn't take it anymore.
"Neither of you should raise her!" I spat.
They both noticed, and glared at me.
"And why's that?!" Kate growled, agitated.
"Well, you're a liar, Kate. And Charlie is a cheater. I don't think Allissa should be raised by a liar or a cheater. She'd become one if she did. Do you want her to end up like that?"
They shook their heads.
"She's not even my child, and I'd raise her better than you two ever would. In fact, I'll prove it."
"No!" Charlie Scene shouted "You won't take my daughter!"
"I second on that!" Kate added "I'm pregnant again, but this time, it really is your's. Don't you want to meet your child?"
"And besides," Jordan added "Where will you raise her?"
"I was planning on moving in with Johnny 3 Tears. So, I'll raise her there. Besides, his daughter lived with him before Asia dumped him. He'll be safe."
Kate stared at me, shocked "You were going to move in with Johnny 3 Tears?!"
"That's not important, but yes I was."
Kate and Jordan silently stared at me. It was really awkward.
They soon whispered amongst each other, but I couldn't tell what they were saying.
After about half an hour, they nodded and turned towards me.
"We think Allissa might have the best living conditions for the moment if she lives with you." Charlie Scene explained. I could tell he was fighting back tears.
I was really shocked he said that, but it made me happy. Due to the fact, I loved Allissa as if she were my own daughter, and I want the best life possible for her.
I slowly walked into Allissa's room. As I creaked her door open, she sat up and cooed "Kurlzz."
"Yea, it's me." I smile at her.
While packing a bag of her belongings, I can't help but feel bad about Charlie and Randi getting divorced. I also hope Kate will be ok. She agreed to help Charlie Scene, last I heard. I hope Randi isn't too hard on her, but then again...
I wade through the swamp of my thoughts, until I finish packing for Allissa, and bid Charlie and Kate goodbye as well as luck in the divorce case.
I call J3T to let him know I'm on the way as I start driving.
"Great! I'll see you soon!" We're his last words on our phone call as I drive to him in the afternoon sun.