2am Athlone, Ireland
6pm LA, California
Jack: I cant sleep
Mark: why?
Mark: what's wrong?
Jack: nothing
Jack: I'm just sO FUCKIN EXCITED
Jack: TOO MUCH ENERGY FOR SLEEP
Mark: loolll
Jack: PUMPD PUMPD PUMPD PUMPD
Jack: I'VE ALREADY PACKD
Mark: u did??
Mark: but u still hav 6 dayz
Jack: THE SOONER THE BETTER
Mark: tru tru 😆
Mark: and u said I was impatient lol
Jack: I JUST WOKE UP THIS MORNING EXCITED AF CUZ I GUESS MY MIND JUST PROCESSED I WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO LA TO SEE U AGAIN
Jack: FUCK ME
Mark: Gladly
Jack: WAIT NO
Jack: FUCK YOU
Mark: 😦
Jack: NO I MEAN
Jack: I'M GONNA FUCK YOU
Mark: pls
Mark: ur making it sound like a threat
Jack: I'M GONNA FUCK YOU WITH KINDNESS
Mark: but wut if I don't want kindness
Jack: I'M GONNA FUCK YOU INTO THE MATTRESS
Mark: wut if I wanna be on tha floor
Jack: I'M GONNA FUCK YOU INTO THE CARPET
Mark: wut if I have wooden floors
Jack: I'M GONNA FUCK YOU INTO THE WOOD
Mark: wut if I don't wanna be in the wood
Jack: I'M GONNA FUCK YOU OUT OF THE WOOD?
Mark: wut if all of that is just ur imagination and ur not gonna win regardless
Jack: Ok fuck u
Mark: 😋
Jack: I WILL RULE THE WORLD
Jack: AND FUCK U WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE
Mark: no
Jack: LIGHTS CAMERA ACTION BITCH
Mark: 2 far pls no
Jack: HAVE 4 PPL PIN U DOWN SO U CAN'T ESCAPE
Mark: jAkcc
Jack: TIE U DOWN WITH ROPES
Mark: JACKC
Jack: POST THAT SHIT ON PORNHUB AND HAVE EVERYBODY FIND OUT ABOUT IT
Jack: MAKE A DAMN SEX TAPE
Mark: JACK STOP YOURSELF
Jack: HAVE THE WHOLE COUNTRY IN A CIRCLE AROUND US WHILE I FUCK UR BRAINS OUT
Mark: JACK YOU'RE MAKING THIS WEIRD
Jack: whoops turned myself on
Jack: Brb
Mark: FUCKING HELL
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Mark: RYAN WHERE THE FUCK IS MY DOG
Ryan: I WAS GONNA ASK U THE SAME THING
Mark: YOU LOST
Mark: MY BABY GIRL!?!?!!??!!?!?!??
Ryan: I DIDNT LOSE SHIT
Mark: MOTHER FUCKER
Mark: YOU'RE LUCKY IT ISN'T BUBBLE CUZ I WOULD FUCKIN
Mark: IDK WHAT THE FUCK I WOULD DO TO YOU
Ryan: HEY MY DOG IS MISSING TOO SO STFU
Ryan: *GAAAASSSSSPPPPP*
Ryan: I BET THEY SNUCK OUT!!!!!!
Mark: NO
Mark: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!
Mark: THEY COULD BE DOING ANYTHING RIGHT NOW!!!!
Mark: FUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKKK!!!
Ryan: WELL THE KIDS ARE COMING SOONER THAN I THOUGH
Mark: NO THE HELL THEY ARE NOT!!!
Mark: I'M GONNA LOOK FOR THEM
Mark: START PRINTING PICTURES RY
Ryan: THEY JUST WANT TO LOVE
Mark: PRINT
Mark: THE
Mark: PICTURES
Mark: AND MAKE
Mark: SOME
Mark: POSTERS
Ryan: BUT MARK
Mark: NOW!!!!!!!!
Ryan: FINE
Mark: I'M GONNA BE SEARCHING IN THE MEANTIME
Mark: I SWEAR IF LEGO DID ANYTHING TO CHICA
Mark: OOOOOOOOOOO
Mark: I'M GONNA THROW MYSELF OFF A CLIFF
Ryan: NOT SO FAST
Ryan: YOU'RE GONNA HELP ME RAISE THE KIDS
Mark: I WILL SNAP YOUR NECK IF U MENTION KIDS ONE MORE FUCKING TIME
Ryan: BUT THE CHILDREN!
Mark: YOU LITTLE SHITE
Mark: ok I'm literally gonna cry where is she
Ryan: I don't knoooowww 😭
Mark: seriously I'm scared I haven't seen either of them all day
Mark: what if they don't come back? 😦
Ryan: I'm sure they will
Ryan: Lego's done this once before and he came back a day later
Mark: but Chica's never ran away before
Ryan: Omg
Ryan: Mark it's 11pm you're seriously out there yelling their names?????????
Mark: u can hear me???
Ryan: we're like the only ones awake on our block of COURSE I CAN HEAR YOU
Mark: I CANT HELP IT OK I'M STRESSED
Mark: I'M ITCHY
Ryan: MARK OH MY GOD SOMEONE'S GONNA FILE A COMPLAINT ON US
Mark: WELL I'M SORRY THAT MY DOG IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN UR SLUMBER
Ryan: YOU'RE MAKING A SCENE
Mark: LET THE WHOLE WORLD KNOW HER NAME!!!
Mark: oh shit someone's yelling at me
Mark: LET THE WHOLE WORLD KNOW I'M GETTING MY SHORT ASS BACK IN THE HOUSE
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