Fourty Seven Fucks Not Given

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5pm Athlone, Ireland
9am LA, California

Ryan: Mark has been breathing in a paper bag for the past 30 minutes

Felix: tf why

Ryan: Lego and Chica are MISSING

Jack: WHAT!!!

Jack: NO THE POOR PUPPERS!

Felix: THEY RAN OFF TOGETHER!?

Ryan: I GUESS

Ryan: HE MADE ME PUT UP POSTERS AND STUFF

Jack: WHAT'S THE REWARD

Ryan: UM

Ryan: SHIT I FORGOT THAT PART

Ryan: BRB GONNA TAKE MY SHARPIE AND MAKE SOME EDITS

Felix: BUT AREN'T THE POSTERS ALREADY UP

Ryan: YES

Jack: WELL DAMN

Jack: so how's everyone's morning been so far?

Felix: STARTED CHAOTIC

Felix: But iz gud now hbu

Jack: gud gud

Jack: wat happen

Felix: IT'S MY THREE CHOICES

Felix: THEY'RE AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS

Felix: THEY KNOW I'M TRYING TO CHOOSE BETWEEN THEM

Jack: HOW???

Felix: THEY ALL FOUND EACH OTHER AND FOUND OUT THEY ALL LIKE THE SAME PERSON

Felix: ME

Jack: WELL THAT WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A HO

Felix: STFU

Felix: I NEED HELP

Jack: WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO

Jack: MY VOTE IS MARZIAPIE

Felix: BUT IF I CHOOSE MARZIA THEN CRY AND KEN WILL BE UPSET

Jack: PEWDIEKEN THEN

Felix: BUT THEN MARZIA MIGHT CRY AND CRY WILL BE UPSET

Jack: PEWDIECRY????????

Felix: BUT THEN MARZIA WILL STILL CRY AND KEN WILL BE UPSET

Jack:  FUCK IT I GIVE UP

Jack: JUST DATE ALL THREE

Felix: BUT THEN

Felix: actually that's not a bad idea

Felix: OK MAYBE I AM A HO

Jack: FINALLY YOU ADMIT IT!!!!!!!

Jack: WHY TF WOULD YOU ACTUALLY DATE ALL THREE OF THEM

Felix: WELL

Felix: IDK

Felix: MARZIA'S MY PRECIOUS LITTLE PRINCESS

Felix: KEN'S MY SOUTHERN BOY

Felix: AND CRY IS MY MYSTERY BOY

Jack: OK AND

Ryan: FOURSOOOOOME!!!!

Felix: OMG

Jack: RYAN WHY

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