When I Found You

Sixty Ass Whoopings

1:15pm LA, California

Jack: MARK WHERE R U

Mark: I'm outside

Jack: WHY??

Mark: I'm..waiting for u..?

Jack: Y DIDN'T U STAY INSIDE

Jack: I GOT LOST

Mark: how..

Mark: HOW??

Jack: IDK

Mark: JACK THE THEATRE IS NOT THAT BIG

Jack: WHICH DOOR DO I GO THRUU

Mark: THE ONE THAT SAYS "EXIT" JACK

Jack: EXCIT?

Mark: EXIT

Jack: ECSIT??

Mark: EXIT!

Jack: EGGZIT???

Mark: E-X-I-T!!!

Jack: OHHHH

Jack: Y DIDN'T U SAY SO??

Mark: OMG

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Mark: JACK I'M OVER HERE

Jack: WHERE?

Mark: LOOK TO YOUR LEFT

Mark: NOT RIGHT, LEFT!!!!

Jack: I'M LOOKING LEFTTT

Mark: NEVERMIND JUST STAY RIGHT THERE

Mark: I'LL COME TO YOU

Jack: OKAY

Mark: Jack

Mark: GET OFF THE GROUND

Mark: IT'S DIRTY

Jack: MY FEET HURTT

Mark: UGHH

3rd POV

Jack sat on the ground crisscrossed before suddenly feeling a pair of hands raise him up from under his arms. "Hey! I could have at least had a warning!" He laughed a bit as Mark stood him up on his feet. Mark chuckled.

"I imagine you were the kid that always got lost in the store when your mom walked like 5 feet away from you." He joked as he smiled. "Shush." Jack rolled his eyes playfully as they started walking to the car.

"So did you like the movie?" Mark asked. "Are you kidding? I loved it!" Jack said happily, his smile even brighter. "I think it was better than the animated version."

Mark raised an eyebrow. "Eh..it was good but not that good." Jack's jaw dropped as he gasped dramatically. "What do you mean?? It was awsome!"

"Is what you think." Mark smirked. "I dunno I just liked the old Beauty and the Beast better."

"That's cause you're old."

"I'm only a year older than you."

"You're still older though."

"Then I guess you're the baby."

Jack growled, crossing his arms. "Am not."

"Are too."

"Am not."

"Only a baby would continue."

He growled again, staying quiet for a moment before grinning. "Only a baby would need be carried~" He raised his arms up as he looked up at him. Mark chuckled and rolled his eyes playfully. "Well played~" He said before picking him up bridal style into his arms.

Jack giggled as he wrapped his arms around Mark's neck. Mark smiled, continuing to walk before stepping up to the car.

"Are you gonna let go or do I have to put you in the car, too."

Jack hummed, keeping his grip on Mark. "Guess it's the second one." He chuckled, taking the keys out of his front pocket and unlocking the doors. He opened Jack's door first, carefully setting him down onto the seat. "Thank youuu~" He said cutely.

"You're welcome, baby~" He kissed his cheek sweetly, moving back and closing his door. Jack blushed brightly, patting his legs a bit as he hummed a bit more.

Mark went to his side, opening the door and getting in before closing it. "I'm gonna tell the others we're on our way home." Jack said as he took out his phone.

"Alright. Tell them I'm kicking their asses if I find anything out of place." He said as he started backing out of the parking space. Jack laughed a bit as he went ahead to do so.

Jack: We're on our way home guuyyyzzz

Jack: Mark said he's gonna beat the shit out of u if he finds anything out of placcee

Matt: Shit

Matt: Ry go put all of Mark's dildo's back where you found them

Jack: 0.0

Jack: WHAT? XD

Jack: My man owns no such things

Matt: That's what u think shock collar boi

Jack: Hey!!

Jack: I am highly offended

Ryan: Fuck I can't find that rainbow colored dildo

Matt: Look for it dude

Jack: Noooooo

Jack: Nooo

Jack: I asked Mark if he has dildos he laffd and said no

David: Isn't that what you did when you said you weren't bringing the shock collar

Jack: WE'RE TALKING ABOUT MARK HERE THANK YOU

Ryan: I found a black dildo

Ryan: It's shiny

Ryan: And big

Jack: GUYSSS

Matt: Shit that's as big as my forearm

Jack: I'm so dunnnn

Jack: So dunnnn

Jack: #SoDunnnnn

Felix: I think ur collar ran out of battery

Felix: I may or may not have used it while u guys were gone

Jack: FELIX!!

Jack: I swear if u bought dildos, littered them around the house, AND used up my shock collar battery I'm helping with the ass beating

Matt: Guess we should just donate all these dildos to people in need then

Matt: They'll put em to great use

Matt: I've seen someone use a dildo to apply makeup

Jack: SHH

Jack: NO DONATING DILDOS

Jack: Also where is Joey

Felix: On the couch

Felix: Drawing

Jack: Drawing wat

Felix: U

Jack: Me doing wat

Felix: Fuckin Mark

Jack: JOEY!!!