Not one of Them (DBZ and Naruto fanfic)

Hoshiko's True Training Begins

~CHAPTER 12~

I was in my bedroom, getting ready for today. I already put on my clothes and I was brushing my hair. "Damn brush." I muttered as I tried to pull it through my hair. I hated my hair, I could never put it in a pony tail or do anything with it. If I put a ponytail in, my hair snaps the band, Not to mention my brush not being able to go through it. I basically broke the teeth off if I tried ripping the brush through. I growled in frustration as my brush would refuse to comb my hair.

"Hoshiko, some boy is here to see you." Haru said as he opened the door and poked his head in.

"Naruto!" I whispered with excitement and threw my brush on the bed. I quickly ran to the front door and flung it open, but the boy at the door wasn't Naruto.

"Hey Hoshiko." Vegeta said in that tone of voice of his that he has, basically saying, I am so cool and don't care about much... kinda like Sasuke.

"Vegeta, what are you doing here?" I asked quietly. I wasn't expecting him to come to my door, especially since I never showed him where I live. It seemed kinda stalkerish if you ask me.

"I was just walking around the village and had nothing better to do than come see you. I really just wanted to know if you wanted to train." He said as glared at me like always. He was alone, Nappa wasn't with him.

"I mean, how did you find my house?" I asked, ignoring his offer to train.

"It wasn't hard," Vegeta started. "I used my scouter to track your power level... you have the strongest power level in the whole village you know. Beside me and Nappa of coarse."

I nodded my head. "Sure I'll train with you. We can go to the training grounds-"

"No." Vegeta cut me off. "We have to do it in a more private area. I was thinking far off in the forest where no one can see us."

I began to sweat, and took a gulp. "Where no one can see us?" I repeated after him. I didn't like the idea, considering he could attack me and there would be nothing I could do about it or worse... he could try to... kiss me. I kinda had feelings for Vegeta but I didn't want to act out before I was sure, I also felt the same way towards Naruto.

"That's what I said!" Vegeta snapped. "I can't risk any human knowing Nappa and I are saiyans. You can't expect me to wear this while we train, I mean, it's not protective enough." He explained.

I let out a sigh of relief. He most likely didn't plan to pull any tricks on me. "Oh... well why didn't you just say so?" I said as I stepped outside and closed the door behind me. Just then something came to mind. "You said you would have to wear your saiyan armor, but what about me? In case you didn't know, I didn't arrive on this planet with saiyan clothing on my back like you."

"Relax, jeez. I always bring spares incase my armor was to get damaged too badly to wear, or lost somehow." Vegeta answered as we walked through the village.

I made a face of disgust. "You mean I have to wear your clothes? You. A boy... you. Not only would I probably look weird, but it would probably seem... I don't know, disgusting!" I remarked. "I mean, male saiyan armor!"

"Shut up! someone is going to hear you, and for your information, I never used the spare uniform yet and women wear the same uniform as men usually."

My face changed from disgust to confusion. "Are you sure, It's just... how will I fit my boobs in that plated armor stuff you and Nappa wear? I'm not exactly flat chested." I said as I looked down at my chest.

Just then Vegeta stopped walking and turned bright red and made a noise similar to a scoff. He was probably thinking did she really bring that up?

"Well? Are you gonna answer me?" I asked.

"As if I would know, I'm not a woman!" Vegeta shouted as we stood in the middle of the market area of the village.

"Well I was just wondering how I would fit my boobs in the armor." I said again.

"Would you shut up people are staring!" Vegeta shouted. I looked around and noticed he was right. "And I already told you I don't know! Can we please move on?" Vegeta said angerly.

"Jeez, I just wanted to know how I would fit my boobs in it." I said quietly.

"Would you stop talking about your... feminine body parts." He said, thinking of the right words to say.

I then began giggling. "BOOBS, BOOBS, BOOBS, BOOBS!!!" I shouted as I kept pestering him.

"UGH! JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!!! HOW ARE YOU THE PRINCESS IF YOU ARE SO IMMATURE!!!" Vegeta screamed as we kept walking through the village back to the Uchiha house Vegeta and Nappa were staying in.

"Would you come out already?" Vegeta ordered as he stood outside the bathroom, and knocked on the door.

"Do I have to? I Look hideous!" I groaned. "It doesn't even feel like it fits right, and it makes me look like I have a big ass..."

"Come out or I will rip the door off the hinges." Vegeta said probably with his arms crossed. He changed into his saiyan uniform right when we arrived, but it took me a while to get it on.

"Ugh fine." I moaned. I then covered myself from my neck to my toes with towels and then walked out. "Now I think this is better!"

Vegeta face palmed. "Seriously?"

"I am as cereal as can be!" I said.

"Take the towels off." Vegeta ordered.

"NO!" I pouted as I tuned my head.

"I refuse to let you wear that!" Vegeta shouted, growing impatient.

"I refuse to accept you refusal."

"Take the towels off." Vegeta said again.

"Fine, fine." I said and removed the towel around my feet.

"more..." Vegeta said, tapping his foot. I growled and turned my back to him as I slowly removed the rest of the towels.

"There." I said.

"turn around." He ordered.

"No, I can fight like this." I said as I stood there. I could feel his glare upon me. "Alright already!" I shouted as I turned around. "When did you become my wife?" I whispered.

"That's how it's supposed to fit." Vegeta said as he turned to walk out of the door. I stood there and looked at my uniform. It was pretty comfortable, but I just felt like I looked like a freak show. Especially since Vegeta and I were basically twinning... Except Vegeta had a cape... Why does he get a cape, I wanna cape.

I was getting sidetracked and pushed the thoughts aside. I followed Vegeta out of the house and jumped the wall in the back of the Uchiha clan's part of the village. (It was a quicker, and sneaker way to get to the forest.)

When Vegeta and I were hidden in the forest, we finally began the training I've been waiting for my whole life.