Dear diary,
Everyone's a loser.
I'm the queen.
They are my royal subjects.
With the wave of my hand, everyone is going to bow down to my beauty.
I will squish them like bugs. Ew. That reminds me, bugs, like seriously.
Who even created bugs in my world?
Like, I like butterflies but that's it.
Anyway, there's prom coming up in a two months, I'm determined to win prom queen.
Nothing can stop me.
I HAVE no competition.
Even if anyone tries, they will not stand a chance against me.
The party I have planned will be the bomb.
Hope the nerds don't decide to crash it.
Time for some SHOPPING!!! Tootles!
With love,
Diana <3
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Diary of a Preppy Girl
HumorDiana Pakston is your average popular chick. She's rude, obnoxious and she thinks the world revolves around her. She treats her friends like servants who owe her just for being her friends. Her boyfriend is the most popular jock in the high school w...
