Diary of a Preppy Girl

Diary Entry #8

Dear Diary,

Can you give me a gun to shoot myself?

I think I almost died of embarrassment.

Like, Daniel is SUCH an embarrassment in my life.

If anyone saw me, I would be the laughing stock of the school.

And everyone knows gossip travels fast.

It was bad enough he made me dress up and play 'secret agents' with him.

Then we went into my dad's boss's office.

Thank God we had our dark glasses on so he wouldn't see my scared looking eyes.

I was so sure Daniel's plan would crumble away.

Now we have a new problem...

And I don't even know how Daniel will help me solve it this time.

Ugh, like, why must a girl like me suffer SO much?

There's also two months left before grad, I still must choose a dress.

I must win no matter what it takes.

Me and the girls are going to start planning everything soon.

Maybe I'll let them wear my crown if they are lucky or if I'm in the mood to share my victory.

Its like SO obvious I'm going to win this.

I'm the most popular and most beautiful girl in the school...and probably the world.

Yes, the world for sure. Ha ha

Okay see ya, dont wanna be ya,

Diana<3