Chapter 11- Shit, My Shoes!

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Kaine glides out of the Quinjet using underarm "Web Wings", landing on the attacking aircraft with a thud. He gets up, slightly disoriented. Kaine holds out his right arm, shooting a Spider Tracer onto the aircraft. He then crawls around it, looking for an entrance. Finding one in the back, he opens it by ripping it off. He jumps into the mysterious vessel, which has nobody inside, at least that he can see. He taps his chest, activating the display. There are seven people onboard. Mysteriously, there are six below Kaine whose heart rates are only 10 BPM. They should be dead. Unless...

Jayla panics, not knowing what to do. Delia's drunk, and they're in a zone where they can't communicate with the Helicarrier for reinforcements. She sprints back upstairs, finding, much to her surprise, that Delia is back up, sober as ever. "How...?" Jayla asks, baffled. "Increased metabolism. We need to talk. Now, let's go!"

Jayla pilots the plane to a position right above the other aircraft, so Delia can jump down. Once Delia is there, Jayla drops down with her, landing just behind her. They struggle to reach an entry point, but they pull through, dropping into the room Kaine was in. Was, because he's gone.

Kaine walks to the lower compartment, having found where the people, or whatever they are, should be.

"Wait!"

Startled, Kaine spins around, throwing the figure at the door, knocking it down, and sending her rolling across the floor. Of course, it's Jayla. "Dammit," he says. Kaine runs over to her, helping her up, while looking around. He sees the source of the heartbeats, four pods lining the left wall. Each a familiar face. Gwen Stacy, Peter Parker, Annabelle Adams, and Miles Warren. Jayla's eyes dart towards the pods, then she turns around and throws up.

"Why do clones not come with clothes?!"

"Because we're made of organic tissue. Cloth would make the process much more complex."

"Wait... you're a freaking clone?!"

"You mean 'fucking'."

"Shut up! No wonder you were so high on the wanted list..."

"Focus."

Delia runs down to the room, noticing the pods, tripping, getting up, then barfing on Jayla's shoes.

"Shit, my shoes!"

"Those are clones. Naked clones. Fucking ew."

"Both of you, shut the fuck up."

Kaine looks around, maybe for a computer, anything to give him some information on the situation. However, to his dismay, there are none in sight. Jayla and Delia are arguing, when Kaine hears something.

"Shut up. Both of you."

Footsteps.

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