I Hate That I Love You (JeffxJane)

Assassins AU

So in this one, they're human but their disguises are their Creepy Pasta selves.

This is slightly based on how Hawkeye and Black Widow met.

I'm a huge Clintasha shipper :3, sadly it's not canon in the movies.

Also, a heads up, this is probably my last series for this book. And it's because: one it's already pretty long in my standards, two I want to explore more in writing stories other than about two psychos trying to kill each other.

So yeah, on to the story.

(Jeff's POV)

"So let me get this straight. Last night you were attacked by an assassin sent by the Underworld?" I nodded urging him to continue.

"And that very same assassin is in this building, right at this moment." He elaborated, his expression clearly a sign of dissatisfaction. 

"Yes."

"Do you even realize that you have compromised the security of the mansion?" Mansion was the name of our headquarters appropriately named considering that it was disguised as one. He stood and rubbed the bridge of his nose. "Agent, how many times must I remind you? Follow our protocol. I believe it goes without saying that if you were to ever be hunted by an enemy, you must eradicate persuers on spot." I could tell from the sound of Slender's voice that he was not happy with the decisions I have made.

"You know that protocol means that we kill our enemies without even knowing why they came after us in the first place, right? Besides you aren't seeing the bigger picture here. She isn't any regular assassin you know." He eyebrow lifted in slight interest. "She's one of the few successful experiments of the Undeworld''s training project: Operation Apathy from over a decade ago. She'll be of use to us." The older man dismissed the thought instantly.

"Jeffrey this is no laughing matter. You can't just bring to me an agent from the enemy's side and expect me to let them join." His hand fell on his face, "Her loyalty is in question." As if he needed to point that out.

"Don't worry about that. She already swore her loyalty to me; since I spared her and whatnot."

"And I can be assured that if anything were to happen because of her you'd take full responsibility?"

"No duh, Slender I mean I did bring her here." 

"I know you're one of my best agents, sadly not one of the smartest." He mumbled that last part which did not go unheard of; to which I responded with a small growl. "But it would be unwise to endanger us all. Besides child, I have more than enough assassins to execute missions on the fly."

"I'm not a child anymore, Slender. Stop treating me like one." 

"I wouldn't have to do that if you were to grow a bit more mature Mr. Woods, especially at your age. You should know better." I let out a sigh of frustration while keeping my anger in check.

"I'll give you a deal. Let me train and take her to missions for at least a month. If I can prove her worth, would you let her stay?"

"And if you fail?" 

"I'll dispose of her myself." 

Slender stared at me in contemplation, still doubtful. "Please Slender? I just..... really want to help her out." He raised his eyebrow at my statement. 

"And why is that?" My mouth was clamped shut same as my thoughts. To be perfectly honest, I didn't know why I spared her either. But I couldn't just tell him that either. Minutes pass and the silence was making me uncomfortable. Thankfully Slenderman broke it.