Fifty Shades of Stein (Stein xreader Lemons) ❤️

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Me- bold
Stein- italics
Random readers- underlined

*sees amount of followers*

*freaks the fuck out*

Oh my Jesus Christina!

*rolls in on chair*

What's with you?

*turns slowly as I am crying*

Look at the screen

*savegly points*

*raises brow and looks*

I don't see what's the problem...

I... Have... 301...followers...on... Wattpad...

*cries some more in a corner*

*sighs* so?

*epic dramatic gasp* so? You're asking so? Boi... Do you have any idea on how this feels...

No... Why would I? I don't write anything but detentions...

*sighs And stands* yeah well... Its the best feeling ever...

The best feeling ever wouldn't be an amount of followers. It would be more sexual intercourse....

*pushes him over and blushes*

Shut yo mouth before I dissect yo ass

*looks up smirking*

Now you're speaking my language

*watching all of this*

I think author-chan is about to get it handed to her

* shufles away*

don't shuffle away from me... I know you want me... *smirks*

...So?

*stands*

So? *raises brow*

*walks over*

Dear... You shouldn't hide those feelings from a scientist...

*grabs his shirt and smirks*

Dear now is it? Two can play at that game...

How so?

*goes to his ear*

Daddy...

*ehimpera lightly*

Damn... You know exactly how to turn me on

*picks her up as she laughs and takes her to the room*

*covers children's eyes*

Damn Author-chan you savage! Good luck!

I will never know... why you guys read this.. Follow me.. Anything... Oh I have or should I say we. Have like over 10K reads... I about died...then I looked to see how many followers I gots and its like 301 and I'm like... Beyond dead... I never existed.. I hope you like this book.. Because I have only like... Ten...? Parts left before this book is done. It is called Fifty Shades of Stein for a reason lol XD... This doesn't count... Haha! I found a loophole? Idk... See ya later TCCL out!

*chuckles as author chan is screaming*

I didn't know you could be so loud dear

,I didn't know you could be so damn savage... *blushes*

Bai bai guys! *gets tackles* save yourselves!