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Sirius: Hi, excuse me little people, have you maybe seen a rather large deer running through here?

A bunch of First Years: ...No? Why would a deer be running through a hallway?

Sirius: Oh I dunno:

Sirius: To hide from Filch?

Sirius: Or to escape a detention?

Sirius: Maybe a bad dream?

Sirius: Or his 5 year long crush finally said "yes" to him?

Sirius: The possibilities are endless, y'know.

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