Sirius: Hi, excuse me little people, have you maybe seen a rather large deer running through here?
A bunch of First Years: ...No? Why would a deer be running through a hallway?
Sirius: Oh I dunno:
Sirius: To hide from Filch?
Sirius: Or to escape a detention?
Sirius: Maybe a bad dream?
Sirius: Or his 5 year long crush finally said "yes" to him?
Sirius: The possibilities are endless, y'know.

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Incorrect Hogwarts quotes
AcakLook, it's a long series. Who's to say these weren't said at some point? JK Rowling says so? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ *Note* not all of these are mine I got some of them from tumblr