A not-so-speedy death
Ravenclaw: hey man are you ok?
Slytherin:*surrounded by empty milk cartons and banging their head in the table* I hate everything. She's so perfect and she hardly even knows I exist.
Hufflepuff: *walks by* oh hey.
Slytherin: hey..... see. She's perfect
Ravenclaw: uh huh. Ok.
Slytherin:*takes a swig of milk*
Ravenclaw: aren't you lactose intolerant?
Slytherin: I hope it kills me
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Incorrect Hogwarts quotes
RandomLook, it's a long series. Who's to say these weren't said at some point? JK Rowling says so? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ *Note* not all of these are mine I got some of them from tumblr
