Harry: happy birthday Malfoy.
Draco: where's my present?
Harry: I'm your present!
Draco: do tell me you kept the receipt, please.
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Incorrect Hogwarts quotes
AléatoireLook, it's a long series. Who's to say these weren't said at some point? JK Rowling says so? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ *Note* not all of these are mine I got some of them from tumblr
