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Albus: Teddy, pretend to be my mom to Scorpius's mom.

Teddy: [picks up the phone] Hello? This is...Mum Potter. The children are playing swords. Sorry. Playing with swords. Oh no. They are dead. Do not call again. [hangs up]

Scorpius and Albus: ...

Teddy: Sorry, I panicked.

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