"Oh my God, here she comes. Okay, this is easy, just compliment her. Tell her she has a square head. Wait that's not a compliment! What shape is a compliment? Triangle? Uh, pyramid? Circle! Circle head! Oh my God, you're stuck on shapes and Square-Head's almost here!"
-- James Potter, in his head about a fast approaching Lily

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Incorrect Hogwarts quotes
De TodoLook, it's a long series. Who's to say these weren't said at some point? JK Rowling says so? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ *Note* not all of these are mine I got some of them from tumblr