Umbridge: In the meantime, Potter, you're suspended from playing Quidditch. I'm going to need you to hand over your Firebolt.
Harry: All right fine, you can have my Firebolt, but we're doing it in your office so I can slam it down on your desk and yell out, "The system stinks!".
Umbridge: Actually, the procedure is to bring your Firebolt down to the equipment room on the second floor, fill out form four-five-two-underscore-J, hand said form to Mr. Filch, and then receive a claim check through owl post.
Harry: Oh.
Harry: The system stinks!
Extra:
if you can't picture every single one of these quotes as rejected dialogue from a very potter musical then what's the point
YOU ARE READING
Incorrect Hogwarts quotes
DiversosLook, it's a long series. Who's to say these weren't said at some point? JK Rowling says so? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ *Note* not all of these are mine I got some of them from tumblr
