Ron: Hey bro, what do you wanna eat?
Horcrux within Harry: The souls of the innocent.
Harry, out loud: A bagel.
Horcux: Nooo!
Harry: Two bagels.

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Incorrect Hogwarts quotes
RandomLook, it's a long series. Who's to say these weren't said at some point? JK Rowling says so? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ *Note* not all of these are mine I got some of them from tumblr