Hermione [reading aloud]: "If you bite it and you die; it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die; it's venomous"
Ron: What if it bites me and it dies?
Hermione: That means you're poisonous.
Harry: What if it bites itself and I die?
Luna: It's voodoo.
Neville: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Hermione: That's correlation.
Ron: Not causation.
Harry: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Ginny: That's kinky.
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Incorrect Hogwarts quotes
De TodoLook, it's a long series. Who's to say these weren't said at some point? JK Rowling says so? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ *Note* not all of these are mine I got some of them from tumblr
