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Sirius: Okay but like Peter listen. Why do you gotta fuck everything up?

Peter: ???I haven't done anything???All I've done is breath???

Sirius: Shut up and listen. Look at all of us. We've got RemuS and JameS and then there's me SiriuS.

Peter: I don't see your point.

Sirius: All of our names end with an "S". We were so well coordinated but then you had to go along and fuck it all up.

Peter: ???Um???I'm sorry my parents named me Peter???

Sirius: You better be.

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