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Lily: What if we have a daughter and she wants to get her ears pierced?

James: Irrelevant, we're not having a daughter.

Lily: Okay, what if we have a son and he wants to take dance lessons even though his friends all play Quidditch.

James: He can dance if he wants to.

James: He can leave his friends behind.

James: [in tune] Cause if his friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, then they're no friends of mine.

James: *walks away dancing*

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