Harry: Draco, you are literally dating the most beautiful human ever. AKA me. Earlier I ate a whole bag of glitter so that the inside of me will look as good as the outside.
Draco: You what? You- We're going to the hospital.
Harry: Sounds good cause I think I'm dying.
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Incorrect Hogwarts quotes
DiversosLook, it's a long series. Who's to say these weren't said at some point? JK Rowling says so? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ *Note* not all of these are mine I got some of them from tumblr
