Draco: Dear, please get off my lap.
Harry: Nope.
Draco: You realize I have class soon, right?
Harry: A king does not simply leave his throne.
Draco: I'm breaking up with you.
Harry: No you're not.
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Incorrect Hogwarts quotes
RandomLook, it's a long series. Who's to say these weren't said at some point? JK Rowling says so? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ *Note* not all of these are mine I got some of them from tumblr
