James: Can I borrow your Charms book?
Sirius: I will no longer stand idly by while others benefit from me without reparations.
James: Reparations? I don't think so. I'm just going to...you know, take it then... *grabs book*
Sirius: SUCH BETRAYAL SHALL NOT BE TOLERATED. I WILL HAVE RETRIBUTION. I WILL HAVE VENGEANCE!
James: Merlin, I'll ask Remus for his, then! You know, this whole 'dramatic and vaguely ominous' thing you do is going to really give someone the wrong impression, one day.
Sirius: Naaaah, I'll be fine

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Incorrect Hogwarts quotes
РазноеLook, it's a long series. Who's to say these weren't said at some point? JK Rowling says so? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ *Note* not all of these are mine I got some of them from tumblr