Remus: I still can't believe you all became Animagi for me.
James: Believe it, Remus. We're here for y- Sirius...?
Sirius: Mmmf- wat?
James: Er... should you be eating that?
Sirius: ...hmm?
Remus: Well, isn't your animagus a dog? ...Doesn't chocolate kill dogs?
Sirius: .....
*drops chocolate frog in shock*
James: *vague panic* I'm sure it'll be fine-
Sirius: AM I GOING TO DIE?
James: Oh here we go-
Sirius: REMUS, AM I GOING TO DIE??
Remus: I really don't think you're going to DIE, Sirius-
Sirius: THE ROOM
James: I shouldn't have even said anything-
Sirius: IT'S SPINNING
Remus: Sirius, you're overreacting-
Sirius: THE DARKNESS IS UPON ME
Sirius: THE LIGHT IS FADING
Sirius: WHERE ARE YOU? I CAN'T SEE YOU. JAMES, I CAN'T SEE YOU-
James: You're facing the wall, Sirius-
Sirius: OH, THE END IS NIGH, I'M WITHERING AWAY, HOW CRUEL FATE IS...
*Lies down on the floor*
Remus: ...
James: ...
Sirius: *not moving*
Remus: Should we -
James: Just leave him, we won't get any sleep tonight if we don't.
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Incorrect Hogwarts quotes
RandomLook, it's a long series. Who's to say these weren't said at some point? JK Rowling says so? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ *Note* not all of these are mine I got some of them from tumblr
