Plasma, Clods, and MOAR Ames!

And her name is Joan Cena[KCA's '17]

I probably did something like this last time, so let's continue the tradition of me venting about the Kids' Choice Awards..while voting.
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Let's-a go!
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Favorite Kids' TV Show; Oh claudius, all Schniederverse. To my knowledge, that is. The exception is Girl Meets World, which I chose out of curiousity. Credit me if this is correct.
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Favorite Family TV Show; STEVEN UNIVERSE OR STAR VS THE FORCES OF EVIL PLEASE--Oh, it has to be live action. We don't get any Dexter Morgan the lizardman. Er...S.H.I.E.L.D.?
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Favorite Reality Show; Shark Tank. It has to be Shark Tank.
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Favorite Cartoon; Presumably meaning 'Kids Cartoon', as I see no Bob's Burgers or Rick and Morty. Yet, no SU and no SVTFOE? I'm going with both The Loud House and The Amazing World of Gumball. Both deserve to win. I'm okay with either.
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Favorite Male TV Star; PATRICK--nope. Jace Norman looks nice.
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Favorite Female TV Star; HIS BIG SISTER SAM--nada. Zendaya could win, in spirit of Club Penguin[I loved CP].
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Favorite[live-action] Movie; Oh, Hidden Figures is too recent. Rogue One[Blame Ludo] or Civil War? Look, Pete's Dragon could potentially work.
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Favorite Movie Actor; Alan. Tudyk. I know he isn't a choice, but we have to appreciate K2S0. Also, Ludo's VA is taller than Toff's by two inches. I feel weird. Er..Chris Evans?
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Favorite Movie Actress; Felicity Jones, or Jyn Erso. I at least got someone from Rogue One?
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Favorite Animated Film; I have a heavy bias toward Disney, and 2016 had some amazing movies. Moana, Finding Dory, or Zootropolis/Zootopia are all my preference. Yes, I also have seen 'The Secret Life of Pets', but it wasn't as great as Kubo.
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Favorite Voice from an Animated Film; Once again, Disney dominates my preferences for Voice Actors/Actresses. On a related note, why haven't they done a 'favorite voice from an animated series'? "The Rock" deserves to be the pride rock, and it will fit as John Cena is hosting the KCA's. Please.
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Favorite Villain; Vader might be a good[a well done] villain, but Kevin Hart had to take my vote. Wait..where's Tamatoa? WHERE'S MY COCONUT CRAB?
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Favorite ButtKicker; KICK BUTTOWSKI--still no. All the choices could work. I admit I forgot who I chose.
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BFF'S; Kevin Hart and Dwanye 'the rock' Johnson were very popular this year. I'd go with Bear Nescessities..
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Frenemies; Why not Dory and Hank? Sokays, I choose...Judy Hoffs + Nick WildeRide.
Moana and Maui also are great together.
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Most Wanted Pet; Er..well..
-Po, Red, and Rosita are sentient animals in their worlds, and they relatively act like people. Two of them even wear clothing.
-Snowball is an existing pet, but at the end of the film, he gets an owner.
-Baloo or Dory are best of luck.
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#SQUAD; Just the cast of Finding Dory. Or Rogue One--

I found myself some Tudyk.[Run Whitaker Run]
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Favorite Music Group; TØP at least has tolerable Vocals. Maroon Five, particularly Adam Levine, has become from a good group, to an oversaturated thing I joke as 'Completely neutral/mediocre'. Why did the Chainsmokers resurface? OneRepublic isn't my type anymore. Where's Train? Fifth Harmony is the gal group version of Shawn Mendez. Coldplay could work, but where is it? Pentatonix..eh. [P!ATD is one guy].
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Favorite Male Singer; This is where you'd put the only remaining member of P!ATD, but no.
-Drake is..Canadian. Drake is...simultaneously American. Drake is just Drake. He's..decent.
-Justin Bieber is 'passable voice, terrible actions'.
-Shawn Mendez; Nope.
-The Weeknd just is a starboy. Even if Steven is the starboy, and Tom or Marco are Star's boys.
-Timberlake and Bruno Mars are both examples of 'Rarely heard, pays off'. I suggest either of them.
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Favorite Female Singer; Look, no Daya. Only the one who set fire to your skyfalling lover's rain who's rumor had it[I almost chose Adele], the Destiny's Child's return[Beyoncé], Ariana Iconic-vocals Grande, Selena..Gomez, the Umbrella S.O.S.[Rhianna], and MissingNo[I had to choose Meghan Trainer].
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Favorite Song; 24Karrot Magic.[Poptropica Bias]
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Favorite New Artist;
-Ear Drummers; Wanting to be the beatles when they can't.
-There's Daya.
-Kelsea?
-Hailee?
-TØP should be on..Top.
-Solange?
-Anyone but Lukas Graham.
-'The Chainsmokers' are not new artists. They Aren't. Not at all. They made a song in 2013 called '[let me take a] #Selfie'. They aren't new. At least they did something new.
-Where is DNCE?
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Favorite Music Video; Can't stop the Feeling?
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Favorite Soundtrack; I am irritated at all the Hamilton spoilers, so I choose Moana.
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Favorite Viral Music Artist; Where is Misha? I know Satorious will win, but WHERE IS MISHA?
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Favorite Global Music Star; Try everythong, I chose Sharkira.
I mean Shakira.
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Favorite Video Game;
-Color Splash is good, and special.
-STOP with the 'Just Dance'.
-Legoes, Legoes, and Minecraft.
-Pokémon Sun+Moon. I wish they included Pokémon more often, and they should've said the entry was both.

^^Y'see?
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And that will be all..*clapclap*