Can a Shipper have their boundaries?
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Rhetorically speaking, maybe, but I'm serious. I feel that there is a spectrum of ships, and many are..might I say, Cringy.
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I get why you may ship Toffcore, I see the genius in Ludatoa[I'd love to talk]. I understand why Sebaciel exists, and I 'see the point of incest'[CielLizzle is Victorian-Era-Nobles logic].
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Yet, Minion Yaoi? Oncelercest? PoorlyDoneFakeOC × Clone Character? Sue/Stu × Canon?
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No.
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Those are instances of my boundaries. I'd..vent a bit more, below.
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Why do we have Minion Yaoi and Oncelercest?
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Seriously, why target Illumination's things? Why taint the..Seuss?
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I'm trying to find decent Cielois.
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Oh.
Yaoi.
That explains Danny DeVito.
YAOI.
ON IIIIIIIICCCE.
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What is 'Yaoi on Ice'?
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Er..'Yuri on Ice', except accurately named and not this Frozen-incest plotline.
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Well, Yaoi itself is why we have all this weirdness. People love it. I support LGBT, but sometimes it gets..weird.
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Ahem, Tumblr Genders of Falsitude, I would rather have you stay away.
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I. Don't. Get. All. Yaoi.
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I am ame_star_hetaship, but certain formes just confuse me, which may be why we have Minion..'elections'.
[Seriously why?]
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Tumblr Genders are fake. The only ones I understand from people are Female, Male, Fluid, Trans-Male/Trans-Female, XXY Females, XXY Males, and NonBinary. I don't understand 'choose your gender based on Emotion'.
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Although..
Hermaphrodites are okay.
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The point is, I have no 'boats'. I only have a dock. I have shippings, but mostly I imply them. Tumblr and DeviantArt need to tone down. I have ships to stand on.
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