'Bitch, get back here!' Dan basically shouted as he chased Kyle.
'You have to catch me' Kyle replied. He jumped on the sofa and held his arms up in defense. Dan moved towards Kyle slowly. He suddenly jumped on the sofa too and grabbed Kyle's wrists.
Kyle had eaten the last chocolate... (dun dun dunnnnnn) Dan does not put up with that shit. This resulted in him chasing Kyle round their apartment.
He pushed Kyle causing him to fall over on their sofa. Dan sat on top of him, holding him down by his chest. 'Yeah bitch. What are you gonna do now?'
'I dunno really. What are you gonna do now?'
Dan thought about it for a second. 'I don't actually know...'
'So I win.'
'No you don't! I caught you, don't try to steal my victory.'
'What victory?'
'Kyle you dickhead, shut up.' He furrowed his eyebrows and stared at Kyle.
'Make me.'
'You're such a stubborn twat.' Dan rolled his eyes and covered Kyle's mouth with his one hand. 'I know your just trying to get me to kiss you. Well guess what? It's not going to happen.'
'Baaaaabbbeeeee' Kyle moaned from underneath Dan's hand.
'Nope. You asked for it.' He rolled off Kyle and got up to walk away. Kyle quickly got up and grabbed his waist spinning him around and pulling him close.
'Stop being a sore looser' And before Dan could argue back, Kyle pulled him into a kiss. Dan didn't fight it either.
'I'm not even going to argue. We need to go grocery shopping so, do you wanna come? We'll get enough to last until after Christmas. Oh shit! That reminds me, we haven't even put up a Christmas tree.'
'We can do that later if you want?'
'Yasssssss'
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'Okay, We need these.'
Kyle walked over and placed 5 tubs of Pringles into the trolley Dan was pushing.
'Seriously Kyle, you need to stop picking up junk food, we have enough already.' Dan laughed as he looked into the trolley. 'I want some fruit anyway, a lot of it.'
'Sorry mom. And sure, I don't mind at all.' Kyle smirked at Dan. Dan knew exactly why he was smirking too. Kyle loved the way Dan ate so much fruit, it made him taste sweeter...
Dan rolled his eyes and continued walking. They got to the isle where the fruit is and Kyle ran around like and excited child. He grabbed as much as he could carry. Pretty much one of everything.
'Jesus Kyle, someone's eager.'
They carried on walking, grabbing anything they fancied. They got to an isle where toilet roll was stacked up. Dan shoved Kyle making him fall into a stack.
'Fucking hell Dan.' All the toilet roll scattered across the floor. Dan burst out laughing. 'Dan this isn't funny you twat.' Kyle said while bursting out laughing too.
'Is that why you're laughing?'
'Shut up. Help me with these will you?'
'Okay, okay' Dan crouched down helping Kyle until one of the shop assistants came over.
'Guys I'll sort this out don't wo-' She looked up after picking up one pack and stood there shocked. 'You...You're...'
Kyle gave a small laugh. 'Hi.'
