Its Tough Being a Klutz

Slumber Party! And Dogs?

               (Kakashi's POV)

   'They had to have used magic,' I swore up and down silently. Somehow my students, Brat, Idiot, and Emo, got me to agree to a sleepover.
   So they were in my living room playing a game of Go Fish. It might have turned into Go Fish Poker. How? The insane ideas of children. That's how.
   "Hatake," Brat called. "You have to be a part of this game." I walk out of my comfy, empty, room into the crowded living room. "Go Fish?"
   "No," I sigh. "Is that all?"
   "Nope," Idiot chirped. "We are also going to play Truth or Moment in Life." Okay the second one hit my interest, like it was a target for practice.
   "The rules," Sasuke asked also interested.
   "They are simple," Brat smiled. She set a single dice on the table. "When your turn is up, before you ask for a card or draw one, you roll the dice." She was the dealer. As she did fancy moves with the cards she continued, "Even numbers are truths. Odds are a moment in life that was traumatic. You can't use the clan massacre forever Sasuke. Find a new one." She glanced at him.
   "Your first Dobe," Sasuke smirked.
   Naruto rolled a two. He looked at Kurai. They stared at each other for a bit l, then Naruto nodded.
   "My secret is literally the worst, terribly done, best kept secret in the whole village," I glance at the twins in shock. How long have they known? And why wasn't it those files I read?
   "I'm the Kyuubi no Kitskune's jail and jailer," he explained. "Not the chakra creature its self. Just the unlucky scroll he was put in at birth." He said it like it was a blasé type of thing.
   "Ask away," my blueberry haired student chirped happily.
"Kai do you have any," he looked at his hand. "Tens."
   "How," she glared. "Are these marked? Hatake are there marked cards?"
   I just shake my head no. Sasuke turn now. He rolled a seven. The teen had to think a bit. "Any traumatic moment, except that one?" Brat smugly watched him.
   'What is she doing,' I watch them interact. 'Is she trying to force him to not be emo?'
   "My brother became an ANBU at a young age, he was even younger when he became a ninja," the Emo Ducky Avenger started to explain. "Its not a set event, but I was beaten by my father for not being good enough. And when I asked for help, to be better, it made him happy. That is until my brother started to brush me off. It got worse." We all started at him until Brat started laughing like a loon.
   "And this is the people you want to avenge?" She laughed. "There has to be something more behind why he snapped." She giggled.
   "You act as if you know him," he said.
   "Some of the clans are easy to find once you look for them," she smiled. "He is the one to give make up this game. I think it was to see who I had a crush on. There is a running bet in the ANBU about it." She smiled softly.
   "Ask," Idiot ordered.
   "Dobe have any," he looked around st his hand. "Sixes?"
   "Nope," the blonde giggled. "Go. Fish." The raven glared at him and the purple just smiled.
   "My turn?" I ask.
   "Yes and it has to be true," Brat ordered. "We will get no where if our teacher won't get his head out of his past." I remember her telling me this... Its midnight so, yesterday morning about letting the past be just that. The past.
I roll a six. A. Six. Crap. I much proffer the traumatic one. "I have a dogs summons. They are a mess, but they are family," might as well start small. So far Sasuke hasn't said anything about Naruto and the fox, but my past isn't very pretty.
   I watch them as they ponder this. So I do the best thing to provide the truth. I summon the pack.
   "Hey Kakashi," a voice piped. "What you need?"
   "WOW," Idiot yelled. All the living things in my tinny apartment flinched. "That's so," Brat became my best friend then and there. She threatened him with something and the blonde quickly got quieter. "That's so cool sensei," he didn't stop talking though. He just got quieter.
   "Kakashi is this your new pups?" Pakun crawled into Brats lap. He was picked up and set is Sasuke's. Shiba got closer and she let him. "Why did you move me but you cuddle with the bigger dogs?" The tinny pug whined.
"I don't like little dogs," she sneered. "No matter how useful they are. Puppies aren't apart of that." Pakun wilted. "My turn?" We nod.
   "Kai," Idiot glared at her. That one no matter which you get." She glared and rolled or.
She got two, "Okay. The reason I don't like little dogs is because they have no sense. They follow orders, but the bigger dogs won't attack a child huddled in a corner when she is crying and already has blood in a puddle around her." She flinched when Bull licked her hand. "Ew," she scrunched her face up in disgust. Then she proceeded to wipe it on me.
   "And why?" I watch her in amusement.
   "Its your dog's saliva. So I'm giving back," she smiled softly. "I don't want him," she pouted when both boys force her to take the poor dog. "I really," she whimpered.
   "I'm sorry," Pakun nudged her hand softly. "What you need is to know is ninken, what we are, are smarter than the average pet. I'm smarter than the average pet," he whimpered.
   'Such a womanizer,' I smile as she gently and carefully poked his ear. She was super adorable with them surrounding her. The other two were shepherd into the huddle.
   It went on for another hour or so. Random questions, random truths, random bad times. We did need this.
   "They're asleep," Pakun sat on my lap. I smile as I watch them cuddle, or rather Sasuke and Naruto cuddled. Kurai kept twitching every time they touch her. She was in the middle so she is kinda stuck.
   "Geeet oooff," she pushed the boys away and into Bull. She crawled over to me and curled next to the part of the pack I had near me. Shiba got up and followed her.
   I gently carded my hand through her loose hair. These students were changing me. As much as I hate changing, this purple haired teen was changing me.
   'I have get payback,' I grin evilly. 'I think I'm going to train them till they're nearly dead.' All three whimper slightly and curl up, as if they knew what I was thinking. 'Be afraid, my kawaii students, be very afraid,' I softly laugh evilly.
   "Sensei," Naruto sat up. "Please be quiet. We have to get up early for training." Then he curled up with Sasuke and Bull again.
   Hmm maybe I need to invest in a camera. If this becomes a normal thing I will have good payback for invading my home, like the little bugs they are.

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