Waking Up in the Real World

Chapter 21 (version Jean)

The two of us strutted to the gym and exited through the back doors of the school, Jean holding the door for me.

He still had an arm around my waist as he led us to the meeting spot.

Seconds later, the bullies were in sight.

But there were more than eight.

1, 2, 3, 4... 15?! How could there be 15 people here just to beat the two of us up. Why did they even care?

I thought Jean may be able to take on eight of the teenagers with a lot of luck, but 15? That might be a little much.

Jean quickly reassessed the situation and held me closer to him.

"You boys ready?" Jean asked.

"Obviously," Ryan responded. "We only came to hurt her, we don't want to cause any bystander injuries if we don't have to. So this is your warning to step away."

I could feel Jean tense up next to me.

"I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed."

He left my side to assume a typical fighting position, one that he didn't use very often. He must have some sort of plan here.

"Did you just quote Shakespeare?"

"Duh. I paid attention in English today."

"Aw it's so embarrassing when you try to talk about things you don't understand," Ryan replied.

Oh, he was on.

"Your family tree must be a cactus because everyone on it is a prick," I snapped.

"The zoo called, they were wondering how you got out of your cage," Jake said back.

This was gonna be fun!

"Jesus loves you... but everyone else thinks you're an asshole."

"If you really want to know about mistakes, just ask your parents."

"Your doctor called with your colonoscopy results. Good news! They found your head."

"If I wanted a bitch, I would have gotten a dog."

"Someday you'll go far... I hope you stay there."

"I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission."

"I would like to see things from your point of view, but I don't think I could get my head that far up your ass."

"The only way you would ever get laid was if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait."

As I was preparing for my next insult, I felt two arms grab me from behind. And they weren't Jeans.

The next thing I knew, I was being held back by Nate while Ryan had Jean.

Jake pulled something out of his backpack. Shit! It's my diary!

"Let's have some fun, shall we?"

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This chapter was so fun to write, lolol

~Marco (:.^_^.:)