Pickup lines #1

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Jack:
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, But... I'm BATMAN!

David:
On the scale from one to ten, you're a nine. Cuz I'm the one you need.

Spot:
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.

Race:
Are you from Tennessee? Because baby, you're the only ten I see.

Crutchie:
Do you have a Band-Aid?? Cuz I scrapped my knees falling for you.

Blink:
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.

Skittery:
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

Bumlets:
You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!

Specs:
Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless.

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