Get A Room

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"Do you believe in love at first sight or am I gonna have to walk by again," Prince said confidence oozing out of his voice.

"You guys have literally known each other for years at this point it wouldn't be love at first sight," Logic said already annoyed with the flirting and this was only the first pick up line

"Aw Princey, I like your last name. Can I have it?" Anxiety asked starting what would later be described as a pickup line war.

"You have the same last name, meaning you already have it!" Logic said, quickly getting frustrated with their antics. 

"Just let them flirt, it's cute," Morality told Logic in a hushed tone so only he would hear. 

"Hey Anx, Roses are red violets are blue, how'd you feel if I came home with you," Prince said, winking at the now blushing emo in front of him.

"They live together, we all live together" Logic whispered to Morality

"I know love, now shush, I wanna see this," Morality responded. 

"Princey, you're like the lyrics to my favorite song, always on my mind," Anxiety said trying to collect his thoughts before the next one. 

"How can such a badass have such a good ass?" Prince asked, wrapping his arm around Anxiety's waist. 

"Are ya my homework because I'm not doing you and I should," Anxiety said upping that game.

"WOW OK, maybe you guys should keep this PG," Morality said once he processed what Anxiety said.

"Sorry about that, this cutie pie doesn't have a filter," Prince said quickly not wanting an argument to break out. 

"I'm not cute," Anxiety said with a mild pout

"Aw babe, I may not be a photographer, but I can picture our future together and you make it the cutest thing ever," Prince said, not wanting the flirt war to end sadly it did.

"Ok just get a room," Logic said before pulling Morality out of the room presumably to give them one. 

"Dang, we should probably go apologize for annoying him before he decides to get us back by lecturing us about some boring topic," Anxiety said, walking out of the room and leaving Prince kinda lonely. 

Later that night as they were lying in bed after watching Howl's Moving Castle, Anxiety said, "I wouldn't mind if you ate my heart," 

Prince blushed and fumbled over the line, "I'd umm...uh...oh...a heart's a heavy burden, could you help me with mine?" Anxiety laughed. God that laugh made Prince fall in love all over again everytime he heard it.

 "It's adorable how well you can flirt in the day, but at night you turn into a blushing mess. It's one of the many things I love about you." He kissed Prince before cuddling him and falling asleep.



BONUS

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?" Morality said once Anxiety and Prince had gone to bed.

"Well actually alligators have been around since that time so-" Logic was cut off by Morality kissing him gently.

"I love you so much, Logan," Morality said.

"I love you too." 

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