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Rules of Dating Anxiety

"The first rule of dating me no one can know we're dating. The second rule of dating me no one can know we're dating," Anxiety said after agreeing to date Logan.

"Huh? I don't understand isn't the point of dating someone to show the world your affection for them?" Logan asked, he still didn't understand dating, but this didn't align with his research, maybe he messed up while researching.

"Yeah, but I just feel like the others would judge us," Anxiety said in an almost defeated tone.

"Why would they judge us?" Logan asked his brow furrowing in confusion.

"Lo, we're both dudes and parts of the same person, why wouldn't the judge us?" Anxiety asked, in a rhetorical tone.

"Ok," Logan replied, not knowing what else to say.

A few months later both Anxiety and Logan were feeling more bold about doing couple things in public, but Anxiety still insisted on keeping their relationship secret.

"If they find out, I'll kill myself and then you." Anxiety said as they entered the commons holding hands because Logan promised the others were to unobservant to notice.

"Ann there are two problems with that, one you can't kill me when you're dead and two they wouldn't care at all. They're already dating each other so they would have to right to judge," Logan replied while giving Anxiety's a comforting squeeze.

"Ok," Anxiety sighed before nervously walking into the commons, where Morality and Roman were cuddling.

"Why are you and Anxiety holding hands?" Roman asked the moment they walked in. Anxiety shot Logan a glare that practically screamed I told you so.

Logan had no idea what to say, he wanted to confess his love for Anxiety, but he also didn't want to make Anxiety uncomfortable by going against his wishes.

Luckily Anxiety told Roman, "We're dating," before kissing Logan, then walking out of the room taking Logan with him.

"I'm sorry you had to do that," Logan told him, trying to hide how happy he was that the others knew that Anxiety was his and that he was Anxiety's.

"Whatever, don't smile too hard ya nerd," Anxiety replied playfully.

The rules of dating Anxiety changed. The first rule of dating Anxiety don't break his heart. The second rule of dating Anxiety don't break his heart.