Sanders Sides One Shots

Slang

Anxiety regretted everything. There was nothing unusual about that, but the reason was the unusual part. Ever since the debate, he had decided to start teaching Logan slang words. That was a horrible idea.

"Sup' what is up bro," Logan said with not inflection in his voice and not even changing the speed of his words.

"No, just no," Anxiety said, inwardly cringing at how awkward Logan sounded.

"Am I doing something wrong?" Logan asked with furrowed brows.

"You sound tense and robotic, also your face is neutral. You seem like a nervous kid speaking in front of the class," Anxiety explained to him and making exaggerated facial expressions as an example.

"Oh, should I try again?" Logan asked tilting his head.

"Nah, when you talk like you normally do, you don't sound as weird, so just keep talking like you," Anxiety said shrugging a little.

"But I want to sound more normal," Logan said, hoping Anxiety would agree to teach him more.

"You nerd, normal is a lie," Anxiety said playfully pushing Logan's head and walking away.

A few days later Anxiety was watching Yuri on Ice when Logan walked in and said, "That gay shit better be homegrown, grass-fed. Remember to eat healthy. Free-range homo is the only true answer,"

"Where did you learn that?" Anxiety asked pausing the show as he turned to Logan.

"I decided to do independent research online," Logan replied going back to his normal speech patterns.

"Logan please never talk like that again," Anxiety said, unnerved by how different Logan sounded when Logan wasn't he normal does.

"Why not?" Logan asked confused as to why Anxiety didn't like his attempts at normal speech.

"Because it's not you and if something is not you I don't like it," Anxiety said not realizing he just confessed his feelings.

"Anxiety do you like me in a romantic way?" Logan asked wanting to prove his hunch right.

Anxiety's face quickly turned red as he blushed at Logan's question. "Yeah, I do," he mumbled as an answer.

Logan smiled and said, "Splendid then my feelings are reciprocated,"

Anxiety kissed Logan and when they broke apart he whispered, "This homo is free-range,"