Hello friends. I am super tired and I am super hungry..... BUT! I will make a little chapter for you guys and have my suffering just wait a little more. So without further ado....... ENJOY!
Favorite flavor of Ice Cream: (f/f/i)
E.G.: Edd
T.L.: Tord
T.R.: Tom
M.H.: Matt
Y/n: You
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*Y/N LOGGED ON*
Y/n: Hey guys...
M.H.: What's wrong Y/n?
T.R.: Yeah, you're usually so "perky" whenever you text us
T.L: Don't tell me that the little basterd...
E.G: What'd I miss?
Y/n: Ashton cheated on me.... (A/N: Just a random name! Totally not the name of my ex!)
E.G., T.R., T.L., M.H.: THAT LITTLE BASTERD!
Y/n: It's okay guys, I just wanted to talk to you guys for a bit....
M.H: TELL ME THE DEETS GURL!
E.G.: What Matt is trying to say, what exactly happened?
Y/n: Well you see... I was going to meet Ashton at the coffee shop nearby and when I walked in, I saw him making out with another girl
T.L.: I'll be right back
*TORD LEFT THE GROUP CHAT*
T.R.: Where is he going?
E.G.: Tord....?
M.H.: He most likely went to beat up Ashton for cheating on Y/n
Y/n: I appreciate that then
T.R.: Anything else happen?
Y/n: When he saw me, he tried to cover it up and blame it on the girl
E.G.: What about the girl
Y/n: Turns out the girl didn't know that he was dating me, so she apologized right away and after we both slapped him, we walked out of the coffee shop to get some ice cream
T.R.: What a happy ending...
M.H.: Who was the girl?
Y/n: A lovely shy women named Alice (A/N: If you have that name, you're beautiful and you can change the name if you want)
E.G.: What about Ashton?
Y/n: He's been trying to call me and text me all day , but I'm ignoring him
*TORD JOINED THE CHAT*
T.R.: Hey commie, where have you been
T.L.: Just taking care of some things...
E.G.: Tord...? What did you do..?
M.H.: I'm more afraid of what the outcome is
Y/n: Tord....?
T.L.: Okay, okay... I was..... beating up Ashton...
T.R.: Of course you were.. *takes a sip of whisky*
E.G.: TORD!
M.H.: Guessed it
Y/n: Really Tord?
T.L.: I couldn't just let him get away with cheating on Y/n without a hit to his so called "brain"!
E.G.: Does that really mean that you had to beat him up to a pulp?
T.L.: Maybe....
T.R.: I am not surprised
M.H.: What did you do with him after?
T.L.: Left him on the ground in his trashy home
Y/n: .......
T.L.: Sorry Y/n..
Y/n: *sigh* It's fine... just get my permission before you beat my ex to a pulp
T.R.: You okay now Y/n?
Y/n: I'm still a bit depressed after that...
Y/n: I really did love him
M.H.: NOT TO WORRY Y/N!
E.G.: YOUR BREAK UP BUDDIES ARE ON THE WAY!
T.L.: ALONG WITH TISSUES AND (f/f/i) ICE CREAM!
M.H.: AND TEENAGE ROMCOMS!
T.R.: I am taking no part in this..
Y/n: Please Tom? For me...?
T.R.: Ugh.... fine
Y/N, T.L., M.H., E.G.: YAY!
T.R.: I hate you all..
Y/n: Are you guys really planning on coming over?
E.G.: Yes we are
M.H.: Of course we are
T.L.: Aren't we your break up buddies anyway?
Y/n: Thanks guys
Y/n: That means a lot coming from me...
M.H.: We're coming over in an hour so get ready
Y/n: Alright, see you later BREAK UP BUDDIES
T.R.: Bye Y/n
M.H.: See you later
E.G.: See ya in a bit
T.L.: Goodbye friends
T.R.: Once again.... I am not your friend Tord...
T.L.: Oh just admit it Tom, you love me!
T.R.: Shut up...
Y/N: What great friends I have....
*TORD LEFT THE CHAT*
*TOM LEFT THE CHAT*
*Y/N LEFT THE CHAT*
*EDD LEFT THE CHAT*
*MATT LEFT THE CHAT*
Hello friends! I must eat and go to bed so thanks for reading and if you really liked it, then give that vote button a big slap in the bootey!~ And hopefully, I will see you guys in the future! BBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!
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Eddsworld Oneshots
FanfictionI DO NOT OWN EDDSWORLD THIS BOOK IS OLD, IN NEED OF EDITING - First story I ever created (Around 2016) - Adult themes here and there - Mainly (she/her or fem!reader)
