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(BOTH GENDERS)Tord x Reader: Club Love

I have been busy okay?!? I will update more and more, so don't worry! Part 2 for "Super Psycho Love" is coming this weekend. As well as an update for my other book. In this chapter, the reader (you) in bisexual.

(bf/n)= best friend's name

(eb/n)= ex-bae!

Y/n's POV:

"Why~!" I said whining.

"You need to get out of your apartment!" My best friend, (bf/n), scolded at me.

"But I don't wanna~!" I continued to whine.

"NO! You need to get out now!" They yelled again.

"UGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!" I groaned.

If you don't know what's going on, then let me explain. Ever since my son of a bitch (boyfriend/girlfriend) cheated on me, I haven't gone out much. Which means to me, never. And it has been over four months. Well goodbye life! Well... not that I had a life to waste anyway. But (bf/n) was going to a club to hopefully meet someone. And they wanted me to come with them. Well shit.

I didn't want to go out. I just wanted to lay in bed and watch youtube and eat ice cream. That's my life. How's yours? Well anyway, after being finally getting up and getting dressed, and by that, I mean that I was forced and it probably looked like a reverse rape, we were heading out the door before I knew it.

MaGiCaL tImE sKiP~

We've only been here for not even 10 minutes, and I'm already regretting my decision. And to make things worse, (bf/n) left me alone to "socialize" with other people. But no thank you! I'd rather be alone at home with my sad life!

I sat over at the counter with some water, considering that I don't like to drink at theses things, and watched (bf/n) hit it off with a bunch of (guys/girls), while getting also drunk. I'm not really surprised. They have always been a charmer. No matter what gender.

I started to go on my phone to check my social feeds. I looked on my account and saw that (eb/n) had liked my last post. I still missed them, but I couldn't forgive them for cheating on me.I started to tear up but still kept strong and held them back.

I put my phone away in my (pocket/purse) and started to look around. I at least wanted to find someone to talk to while (bf/n) was flirting with everyone. I saw a brown haired (girl/boy) and looked over to them and smiled. They looked at me and smiled back before waving.

(IF A GIRL)

I waved back over to the boy and winked at them slightly. I wasn't the best charmer, but I could still be brave when talking to guys. He chuckled a bit before looking back to his friend. I watched as the two men's lips collided together, sharing saliva.Oh man... he's gay.. Not that I don't like gay people or anything. That looks gross yet delicious.... what did I just say? Anyway~, I just turned around and for once in my two years of not drinking, I asked for a vodka.

(IF A BOY)

I waved back to the girl and winked and snapped my fingers at her slightly like I was flirting. I couldn't really flirt good, but hey, I at least tried. The girl laughed a bit before going back to talk to their friend. I watched the two girls talk for a bit until I saw them leaning in close before their lips collided and saliva switching.... oh man, she's a lesbian... not that I don't like lesbians or anything. That actually looks quite pleasing.... wait what..?

 (Back to the original)

I looked back to my phone and saw new messages from my ex. Ugh. I don't even want to bring them up. I started to tear up thinking of all the great times we had together. When we first kissed. Our first date. How I had actually planned on proposing soon.... I don't even want to bring back that up.

"Hey uhh. you alright?" I hear an accent right next to me. It was soothing and beautiful. But... who's was it?

I look to my left and see a guy with light brown horned hair like a devil's horn, sort of. He was just wearing a blood-red sweater too.

"H-huh? Uh... y-yeah. I'm fine... just... I guess a little upset." I replied trying not to let some tears escape.

"Want to talk about...? I-if you don't don't m-mind as well... hahaha..." I chuckled at his response.

For the whole night, we started to talk about my horrible/great relationship and how my ex-bae cheated on me. I even started to cry but the guy was able to cheer me up during it. We laughed, talked, and I was starting to feel much better than before. But as we were talking, I saw (bf/n) walk over to me drunk. Clearly.... they always got drunk. I wasn't surprised when they always came up to me drunk.

"Hey uh, I actually gotta go... sorry!"

"No, no,no,no. It's fine! I get that you have to hep your friend. That's what me and my friends do."

The man points over to three other men laughing and wearing similar sweaters except they are green, blue, and purple. They notice the guy pointing and they smile and wave. We do the same back to them. We said our goodbyes and I start dragging (bf/n) to the car.

"HeY Y/n! LeT mE gIvE a GoOoOoO! I wAnT tO dRiVe~!" I could smell the alcohol in their breath since they were right just against my face. It smelled horrible with a mix of their bad breath.

"No (bf/n), your drunk. Now get in the car so I can drive us home." I replier to them.

After a few mistakes and bumps with my drunk best friend, I was finally able to get them in the back of the car. I probably looked like a kidnapper or something because people around me looked at me weirdly. I was just about to get in the driver's seat, when I felt a tap on my shoulder.

I turned around to see the same horned hair guy with my phone in his hand. He looked at me with a sweaty face, as if he was running.

"H-hey *pants* y-you... *pants* f-forgot your.... *pants* phone!" He said between breathes. The club was a little far from where we parked so I can understand why he was out of breath.

"O-oh! T-thanks! I thought I had it with me! Sorry!" I apologized.

"Oh no worries! It's really nothing!" His face started to get a bit red. We stood there awkwardly for a few moments before I spoke.

"Soooooo uh....."

"Yeah~..."

"See you around?" I asked him with hope.

"Sure! See ya soon!"

We both smiled at each other before he started running away, back to the club I suppose. I was about to put my phone in my pocket when I found a piece of paper on my phone. I read the note and smiled. I got in my car and blushed all the way home. It said:

'Dear mystery (girl/boy),

            Even though I only met you tonight. It was one of the greatest moments ever in my life! I really hope to see you around sometime! Maybe this Saturday at the coffee shop? Hopefully I'll see you there! See ya soon mystery (girl/boy)! 

                                                                                                                                                       ~Tord'

Tord huh? What a wonderful name.....

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