Eddsworld Oneshots

CHEATER!Edd x YANDERE!Reader: You Shouldn't Have Messed with Me

Hello friends! I am back and with inspiration as well! I have wanted to do this since I first started the one shots so anyway...... ENJOY!

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Y/n's POV:

I was running home from the store to come back home to my lovely husband of two years and have dinner with him. Edd and I haven't gotten any alone time in 4 months of him having a job of being an animator for a children's TV show and I being a nurse at the local hospital.

Most of my friends really hate the fact that I am a nurse because whenever they visit me at work, they have to deal with all the sick and ill patients that me and the doctor work with. But the fact never bothered me. I never had one problem with blood and sickness, but even Edd hates my job.

Anyway, Edd and I have been together for two years so far and nothing could ever be better. We were even working on a child together! We both loved each other so much that not even the flirtatious doctors at work could come between us.

We have known each other since Middle school and in High school, we finally got together. Of course we've had our quarrels and other obstacles, but nothing could stop the love that I have for him... I mean... that we have for each other.

I went over to the flat that we shared and opened the door. I thought I could hear some noises from the room that we shared, but I shook it off as if it was something that wasn't important. But the more I got closer to the staircase, I could hear the sounds turning into... moaning?

'What the hell is he doing up there?' I thought to myself.

I started to run up the stairs as the noises started getting louder and louder. I reached the hallway and ran through it. The hallway seemed much bigger than before and much longer.

Once I finally reached the door, there was a small crack in the door that I could peak through. I looked through the crack and saw my HUSBAND and some random girl standing in the middle of the room only in their underwear.

I gasped quietly to myself and had to control my breathing a bit.

'How could he cheat on me?' I watched as they both got into the bed that me and Edd used.

'Was I not good enough for him?' More and more thoughts came into my mind until one final things made me snap.

'Did he forget about our child?'

I rubbed my stomach a bit and looked back into the crack. Before, I was thinking about our lovely life and how much we loved each other. But now, there was only one thing on my mind:

Rage

I quietly ran back down the stairs to the kitchen. I could barely think anything because all my thoughts were clouded of the anger that I was feeling for my so called loving husband. I stepped over to the knife stand and slowly grabbed one of the sharpest knifes that I could find.

There was always something about knifes that fascinated me. Maybe it was the sharpness that could easily cut into someone's skin. Was it the shine that glimmered in the light? Maybe it was everything.

I looked straight into the knife and watched my reflection go through it. I could see the tears that were ruining my make up and were running down my cheeks to escape my face. I smiled into the reflection that seemed a little satanic and insane.

I watched as my smile grew wider and wider into the knife until it reached beyond where I didn't know where it could go. I stepped out of the kitchen and walked slowly back up the stairs, keeping my insane smile.

'They won't know what hit them'

I probably looked super scary and sounded super scary as well because it seems even my own mind is scared of me. I walked down the hallway and blocked out the noises that belonged to the two cheaters. I wobbled a bit, trying to keep my pace from my insanity.

Then.....

I burst through the door so loudly that probably the neighbors hear them. I glared at them with my eye twitching as they stared back in horror. I could barely see with my tears covering my eyes, but I can still see that they were just about to get undressed.

"YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN GET BY ME WITH CHEATING AND ACTUALLY GET AWAY WITH IT?!?" I inched closer to the horrified couple with my shining knife.

"YOU MUST ACTUALLY BE THE STUPID ONES! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" I looked over to the women who was now regretting her decision. Eddy just looked in terror as he realized that I was holding a knife.

"Oh you like my little friend here? I love him too! He's my new love.~" I said as I grabbed the women out of the bed and held my new little friend against her neck.

The women squirmed a bit until I pressed the knife harder against her neck, then she took the message to stop moving. Edd was lost for words and just continued to look at me and the women.

"He's much more better than a cheating husband." I pressed the knife harder on her neck and she was now dripping blood.

"But just imagine how many friends I could have who are just waiting to be used!~" I smiled as I slowly took the knife and dragged it across her neck. The women winced and tried to squirm more.

"Remember when we took those vows, Edd?" The knife cut deep into her neck and her moves were slowing.

"Remember when we said till death?" Edd stayed quiet and I could see tears brimming his eyes.

"DON'T YOU REMEMBER?!?" I finally slit the women's throat completely and I watched in satisfaction as she just dropped to the ground lifeless.

"Don't you remember Edd?" I stepped over the women's body and made my way over to Edd.

"P-please d-don't hurt m-me (Y-Y/n)...." He cried. I smirked over to my crying husband and put my knife right on his forehead.

"Hurt you? Oh honey I wouldn't dream of it!" Edd sighed and I started to laugh. He looked over to me confused at my laughter.

"But I would kill you." I let him hear my finally words as I slit his throat with my wonderful new friend. I watched his body fall to the ground with blood spilling everywhere.

That night, I carried both of the bodies to the basement and cleaned up all the blood in the bedroom. I went to the back of the storage room and pulled out one of my brand new friends to play with tonight. A circular saw that was just the right amount of sharpness to cut off the limbs of the bodies.

I made my way over to the bodies and continued my work, smiling the whole time. Once I was finally finished, I ran over to the storage room to grab one of my old chairs. I cleaned up the blood and dumped the extra limbs in a trash bag. I sat down in my chair, satisfied with the masterpiece that I had finished.

I looked to my right which was a tall stool with the head of the girl who Edd cheated on me with. I smirked at the view and looked to my left.

To my left, I could see the head of my ex-husband, Edd. I felt a small little tear roll down my cheek and quickly wiped it. I sat in my chair and looked through the basement that had all my friends on the floor.

The knife that I first used to kill the two cheaters, the circular saw that I used to cut them up, and also some brand new friends that I bought down from the kitchen. I smiled and started laughing quietly to myself, which then turned into a high insane and satanic laughter.

Once my laughter calmed down a bit, I smiled deviously and closed my eyes. Happy with my "Masterpiece" and calm that everything was okay. But I knew what they were thinking when they first saw me burst through the door.

They knew they shouldn't have messed with me....

Hello friends! I haven't done a one shot in a while so I thought I would just squeeze one in right now until I have to go to church! So thanks guys for reading this and if you really liked it, then give that vote button a big slap in the bootey!~ And hopefully, I will see you guys, in the future! BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!