Eddsworld Oneshots

Tom X Reader: Stealing

Happy almost Easter! I was going to do one either yesterday or tomorrow but I just decided: Hell no I'm doing one right now because I'm bored as shit. So...... ENJOY!

Tom's POV:

I sat on the couch drinking my whisky while watching television. Although, there was something on my mind that was bothering me. Y/n. She was always constantly in my head a lot and no matter how much I tried to drink my thoughts away, she would always pop up again for some reason. 

I don't know why she's been in my mind right now. I mean, she has a boyfriend doesn't she? Right? I just can't stop thinking about her beautiful face. Her smooth and soft (s/c) skin, the gorgeous (h/l) (h/c) hair that flows/moves so gentle in the wind, and even her curves are just perfect amazing. But what was I even thinking? I didn't even talk to her that much besides whenever she asked me something.

I sighed and sunk into the couch while 'The Children' played on the TV.

"This ain't apple juice!" I tried laughing, but my mouth didn't bother to open.

I groaned a bit and shifted my position to a better one but I still felt uncomfortable for some reason. But my boredness was ended when I heard a knock at the door.

Knock Knock Knock!

I groaned again. Even though I was bored out of my mind, I didn't really want to get up. After a few more knocks, I got up from the couch and started walking toward the door. But once I opened it, I was surprised to see Y/n and some officer on the other side of the door.

I instantly felt my face burn up to seeing Y/n's dazzling (e/c) staring right into mine. Even though she showed a small smile, I could tell that something was wrong.

"Excuse me sir, but does this women live here with you?" The officer questioned.

"Um, yes officer she does." I replied.

"Listen, I found your little girlfriend stealing something at the grocery market." Y/n's face turned light pink at the officer's words.

"First of all, we're not dating, we're just friends. And second of all, another man was stealing the box! I was trying to stop him when he passed by the detecters and ran off. I was holding the box in my hands and you just so happen to think that I was the one who stole the box because you're an idiot!" Y/n's face was red, not only because the officer called us a couple, but also because the officer thought she was stealing.

"Let the adults talk here Miss." The officer replied back.

"I am the same age as Tom!" She yelled back. The officer continued.

"*clears throat* Anyway, I wanted to let you know that you're girlfriend here is banned from the store for a month and won't be able to come back until then." Y/n growled, but didn't talk.

"Are you sure that she was the one that was stealing officer. Because by the looks of the story that Y/n explained, it sounds like you wrong person." I could see the frustration in his eyes through his sunglasses.

"Listen Sir, I know that she was the one who was stealing, even though a bunch of by standers said that she wasn't, I can tell the she was. Females are always causing some kind of trouble in life." My eyes widened as he said that.

This fucking dude was a fucking idiot! He literally thought that Y/n was the one who was stealing when a whole bunch of by standers saw the whole thing and said that she wasn't the stealer. Someone needs to fucking fire him.

"Listen officer whatever the fuck your name is! Y/n was trying to stop the person who was stealing and you just considered that she was the stealer because she was holding the box after he ran away! You're a god damn fucking idiot if you think that she was the stealer when a whole bunch of other people saw the real thing!" I scolded him.

"Sir, I know what you mean but-" I interrupted him.

"No! You don't know what I mean because you're a fucking idiot! You don't deserve that badge or your job as an officer!" I continued.

I grabbed Y/n by the wrist and pulled her inside the house. I then flipped off the so called officer and shut the door in his face.

"I hope you get fucking fired!" I finished.

Y/n just stood still next to me and was wide eyed. I don't think that she has seen me this mad since Tord almost took whisky away from me. I turned to Y/n and smiled gently.

"You know, you should really say something next time before he drags you back here again." I joked.

"Well that officer didn't listen one word that I was saying! He was impossible to explain through and always interrupted me whenever I spoke! He is horrible at his job.." Y/n explained.

"But I'm glad you backed me up" She continued.

Y/n walked up to my side and kissed my cheek. I immediately felt my face turn 50 shades of red that could make fire envy me.

"Thanks." With that Y/n walked away to her bedroom.

What the fuck just happened?

Hello friends. I'm tired and just finished this when I started this like 5 hours ago. But now my back is sore and I have to cook for tomorrow's Easter party. But anyway, thanks guys for reading this chapter and if you really liked it, then slap that vote button in the bootey!~ And hopefully, I will see you guys in the future! BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!